You wuddent beleeve wut my peepol did to me this time. just wen i thot that i wuz making good progress with theyr training, too.
first, randy stayed home from work with me and asked if i wanted to go for a ride-in-the-car. i said woo hoo! you betcha!
and i jumped right in. he took me to the place they call the doggie day spa and there were all these other dogs there and i said hey hey dogs! hi im ivy
but a yellow dog just growled at me cuz i think he was skared. then they tried to make me get on the evil scale of death
but i was such a good jumper-arounder that they cudnt get me on that thing at all. *whew!*
they kept me while randy went away and the did all kinds of unbarkable things to me and wen they were done, i looked like this:
i wuz so mad at randy that i didnt even let him pet my ears and i just ran and ran around the backyard and wen i tryed to jump in my window to go in... uh-oh! my window wuz gone!
i didnt lose it or forget ware it wuz, it was reely gone!
those crazy peepol did something to my window and were making skary noizes, so i just stayed in the shade neer the skwerrel tree to keep an eye on things.
after a while the peepol said hey ivy come jump in the house
so i went over to look and i wuznt shure about that big hole in the house at all. i was afraid maybe it wuz an evil skwerrel plot or maybe i wuz having a reely bad dreem.
while the peepol worked on the big hole i decided to do a project of my own. lindsays mom found a big strechy thing buried in my backyard. i had never seen in there before so i thot it cud be a skwerrel trap and i tryd to pull it out. i tried reely hard and i did a good job but it didnt come out of the ground. those skwerrels are reely sneeky.
finally the peepol were done making theyr noizes and there wuz a giant window
instead of the hole in the house! wow! now i can jump in and out of the house without using the chair! maybe it wuznt an evil skwerrel plot after all.
the only problem with the new giant window is that sometimes i can jump thru it and sometimes i bounce off. there seems to be a strange and powerful force field that is invisible. i dont understand it at all. the peepol yell at me wen i bounce off the force field and it makes bad noize too.
after all that hard work and crazy peepol plans i wuz reely tired. a good dog needs good sleep.
good nite crazy peepol. watch out for that force field.