Squirrels are Evil!

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Friday, April 21, 2006

My peepol are INSANE!

You wuddent beleeve wut my peepol did to me this time. just wen i thot that i wuz making good progress with theyr training, too.

first, randy stayed home from work with me and asked if i wanted to go for a ride-in-the-car. i said woo hoo! you betcha! and i jumped right in. he took me to the place they call the doggie day spa and there were all these other dogs there and i said hey hey dogs! hi im ivy but a yellow dog just growled at me cuz i think he was skared. then they tried to make me get on the evil scale of death but i was such a good jumper-arounder that they cudnt get me on that thing at all. *whew!*

they kept me while randy went away and the did all kinds of unbarkable things to me and wen they were done, i looked like this:i wuz so mad at randy that i didnt even let him pet my ears and i just ran and ran around the backyard and wen i tryed to jump in my window to go in... uh-oh! my window wuz gone! i didnt lose it or forget ware it wuz, it was reely gone! those crazy peepol did something to my window and were making skary noizes, so i just stayed in the shade neer the skwerrel tree to keep an eye on things.

after a while the peepol said hey ivy come jump in the house so i went over to look and i wuznt shure about that big hole in the house at all. i was afraid maybe it wuz an evil skwerrel plot or maybe i wuz having a reely bad dreem.

while the peepol worked on the big hole i decided to do a project of my own. lindsays mom found a big strechy thing buried in my backyard. i had never seen in there before so i thot it cud be a skwerrel trap and i tryd to pull it out. i tried reely hard and i did a good job but it didnt come out of the ground. those skwerrels are reely sneeky.
finally the peepol were done making theyr noizes and there wuz a giant window instead of the hole in the house! wow! now i can jump in and out of the house without using the chair! maybe it wuznt an evil skwerrel plot after all.

the only problem with the new giant window is that sometimes i can jump thru it and sometimes i bounce off. there seems to be a strange and powerful force field that is invisible. i dont understand it at all. the peepol yell at me wen i bounce off the force field and it makes bad noize too.

after all that hard work and crazy peepol plans i wuz reely tired. a good dog needs good sleep.

good nite crazy peepol. watch out for that force field.


At 10:59 AM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

I agree your peepol are insane, and they seem to have too much time on their hands.

But you are very cute!

At 12:40 PM, Blogger IndyPindy said...

Oh Ivy,
WHY, oh why did they shave you???

Your beautiful fur! Turbo is right, you are still very cute, but WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

At 9:51 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

hey hey turbo and indy!

i dont no why those crazy peepol thot they needed to take off my pretty fur. wen randy picked me up he said uh-oh ivy! they took it all off! and i said crazy peepol torture!

i think they called it my 'summer haircut' but nobody asked me how i wanted to look for the summer. now sandy dog makes fun of me every time she comes over to play.

At 1:33 PM, Blogger Jack Attack said...

Awwe, you're still cute Ivy! I don't think I'll ever need a hair cut, it doesn't really grow. Hopefully your hair will atleast dry faster when you go to swim this summer and your owners might let you swim more! =D

We have one two of those giant windows in our house! I like to lay infront of them when the sun is shining in on the floor. Its so warm!


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