Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Saturday, March 12, 2011

My super-stinky treats!

it has almost been seven dog years since i last bloggeded, but today i just haf to tell you wut happened in my front yard. my peepol were just getting home from wutever fun place they went wifout me (as uzual) wen blossom (the hounddoggirl who lives down the street) came runnin' and barkin' and carrying on all over my front yard.

my randy tried to corral her but blossom is way faster than my randy. my lindsay was bein' protective of my ben. if she were a dog she wud haf had all her fur standin' up prickly. then blossoms momma came drivin up in her car to join the game. blossom thot it was very very fun that so many peepol were playin chase with her.

so poor me (who nobody ever lisens to) is in the back yard and i am woofin and woofin that i want to play too. my randy comes to the house but insted of getting me out you know wut he does? he gets my super-stinky treats from up on the way up high place and offers them to blossom!

i sayd hey!hey!hey! those are MY super-stinky treats! but nobody lissened, not one bit.

now i ask you, is that fair?
poor ivy.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

bye-bye spokane squirrels

even i think this mite be a little drastick...

Spokane parks to detonate squirrels
SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) - The Finch Arboretum is being overrun by ground squirrels, and Spokane Parks and Recreation is bringing in some special artillery.

The agency is using a special machine called the Rodenator Pro to detonate some of the estimated 100 to 150 squirrels tearing up the grounds.

Shades of Carl Spackler, the gopher-hating groundskeeper from "Caddyshack."

The Rodenator Pro pumps propane and oxygen into the tunnels of squirrels, then sends an electric spark that causes an explosion. The shock waves kill the squirrels and collapse their tunnels - but in a humane way, the agency said.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

i heart snow

i got snow... lots of snow!

my hairy hobbit toes are pretty good at walking on top of the snow, but sometimes i fall into the drifts.

i just haf one question for you dogs who live in snowy places...

wen you gotta go, how do you find a spot?
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Friday, January 08, 2010

snow day!!

hey dog friends! me and my benjamin had so much fun today!

wen we waked up there wuz snow on the ground! and then it just kept coming out of the sky too!

i taught my ben how to play like a snow dog...

...and we found sticks under the snow to play with. it wuz a great snow day!
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Saturday, January 02, 2010

happy new year!

i went on vacation for a long long LONG time and just got back two sleeps ago. my peepol packed theyr big clothes boxes on wheels and took me to my new friend loki's house to visit. loki is big and cool. he can pee for a minute wifout stopping. i wish i could do that. i didnt know how long a visit it wuz going to be but then i had so many sleeps there i lost count! i thot it mite live there forever. so i had to teach loki's peepol about ivy's rules for living. like that you haf to get up at 5 for dog breakfast. they never heard of that rule before. it was hard work for me to teach them let me tell you.

then my peepol just showed up again! it wuz so crazy! i wuz like 'hey loki, its another day. what you wanna do?' and he said 'lets go pee on something' and i said 'ok' and then the door opened and there were my peepol! my lindsay and randy and benjamin! they took me back to my own dog house and i got to skweek all my own toys and i checked the pee mail on the post outside my house. there wuz a lot to check!

so i asked the peepol 'where were you peepol?' and they said 'we missed you too ivy,' which isn't an answer so i had to dogtective it out. i checked the camera and found these picktures:

so it looks like my benjamin missed me too and wuz looking for ivy everywhere but couldn't find me. silly ben -- you shud haf just looked at loki's house first!

so glad to be home! so glad to haf my peepol! for some reason they haf forgotten the breakfast rule too so i am teaching it to them again.
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Friday, November 27, 2009

oh how thanksful ivy is!

i am thanksful for yogurt,
i'm thanksful for cheese;
for dogfood i'm thanksful,
but not really for fleas.

i luv pupperoni,
or a nice hunk of jerky;
but i'm most of all thanksful
for bacon in turkey!

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Sunday, November 22, 2009

my benjamin is turning two!

hey hey dog friends!

my benjamin is getting so big... he had a birthday party yesterday and there were so many little peepol running around my house and my living room wuz filled with beach balls and balloons and i wuz so good and i didn't yell at anybody at all!

my benjamin is so good at opening presents. i think he is an expert at it now.

there wuz yummy cake that of course i didn't get any for ivy, even though i wuz so good.

i think my benjamin and his friends had a good time and that is all that matters, even if i didn't get anything. *sniff*

maybe i will haf better luck on turkey day! i saw a giant turkey in the cold box! i know it is coming soon!
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