Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Crazy Cousins!

I am happy to be visiting bacon lady tonite. She gives me the bestest treats! But wen I gotted here surprise! My crazy cousins are here visiting too! Now I haf to share.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

I luuuuuv sour cream spoon!

And my randy knows it!

Sunday, December 07, 2014

Peepol gone crazy

I tried to tell my randy and lindsay that the carpet in my house was stupid. Nobody ever lissens to Ivy tho, so i had to pee on it. every day. for a week. 

so tonite they finally got the message and they went crazy and ripped it up.

I'm thinking about what kind of rug i shud ask them to get, but i get the feeling that tonite mite not be a good time to ask. just a hunch.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

I am the Chritsmas present

Who could ask for a better present than Ivy? Well, maybe a cat would like something else. Hee Hee.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

My super-stinky treats!

it has almost been seven dog years since i last bloggeded, but today i just haf to tell you wut happened in my front yard. my peepol were just getting home from wutever fun place they went wifout me (as uzual) wen blossom (the hounddoggirl who lives down the street) came runnin' and barkin' and carrying on all over my front yard.

my randy tried to corral her but blossom is way faster than my randy. my lindsay was bein' protective of my ben. if she were a dog she wud haf had all her fur standin' up prickly. then blossoms momma came drivin up in her car to join the game. blossom thot it was very very fun that so many peepol were playin chase with her.

so poor me (who nobody ever lisens to) is in the back yard and i am woofin and woofin that i want to play too. my randy comes to the house but insted of getting me out you know wut he does? he gets my super-stinky treats from up on the way up high place and offers them to blossom!

i sayd hey!hey!hey! those are MY super-stinky treats! but nobody lissened, not one bit.

now i ask you, is that fair?
poor ivy.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

bye-bye spokane squirrels

even i think this mite be a little drastick...

Spokane parks to detonate squirrels
SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) - The Finch Arboretum is being overrun by ground squirrels, and Spokane Parks and Recreation is bringing in some special artillery.

The agency is using a special machine called the Rodenator Pro to detonate some of the estimated 100 to 150 squirrels tearing up the grounds.

Shades of Carl Spackler, the gopher-hating groundskeeper from "Caddyshack."

The Rodenator Pro pumps propane and oxygen into the tunnels of squirrels, then sends an electric spark that causes an explosion. The shock waves kill the squirrels and collapse their tunnels - but in a humane way, the agency said.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

i heart snow

i got snow... lots of snow!

my hairy hobbit toes are pretty good at walking on top of the snow, but sometimes i fall into the drifts.

i just haf one question for you dogs who live in snowy places...

wen you gotta go, how do you find a spot?
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