Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

My seekret identity

i haf a seekret. shhhhhh, dont tell the skwerrels!

if you promise not to tell the skwerrels, i will share it with you. you know me as ivy dog, but i am not just plain ol ivy dog, no! when the forces of evil skwerrels attack, i put on my super red cape and i become SUPER IVY to the rescue! Defender of the backyard! Protecter of the peepol! Gardien of dogfood for dinner! i am abel to leap out tall windows in a single bound!

it can be a lonely job being super and living with a seekret identity... but sumbuddy haz to do it.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Anti-Skwerrel Warfare Training

The peepol brot me a huge ball to work out with. It is so cool! I chase it all around the yard and pretend it is a skwerrel.

Those skwerrels dont stand a chance against ivy! bring it on, skwerrels. bring it on!

Saturday, January 28, 2006

The invasion has started!

i saw this skwerel scout in the backyard yesterday and a lot more skwerelz were hiding out in the bushes and the trees and sandys yard and ALL OVER just waiting to start the invasion! good thing i was there to chase the skwerel scout and show all those other skwerelz that i was on to them and they better not invade today!

i haf to wach all the time to keep the skwerel army out now. it is just me between them and the rest of the world. just ivy to protect the peepol. just ivy to keep the dogfood bin safe. just ivy to stand firm against the fuzzy brown tide of destrukshun. wow.

rest safe, peepol, rest safe. ivy wont let you down.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

I cooked grilled pizza

The peepol helped me make a video. I cooked pizza and made the video to show dogz and other peepols how to grill pizza too. It is my first cooking show ever! I called it cooking with Ivy, cuz that is my name. Cooking with me... hee hee!

Here is the resipy in case you cant wach the video.

To serve 4 peepol, use 2 cups warm water, 1 teaspoon salt, 4 teaspoons yeast.

To serve 2 peepol, use 1 cup warm water, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 2 teaspoons yeast.

You also need all-purpose flour, olive oil, pizza sauce, cheese and pizza toppings.

  • Stir the salt and yeast into the warm water and let it sit for 5 minutes. It should get bubbly and smell good. If not, the yeast might be bad.

  • Put a bit of flour (about a cup) into a bowl and add the yeast water mixture. Stir it all up. If you have a mixer with a dough hook, that makes it very easy.

  • Keep stirring in flour a bit at a time until the dough can stick together and form a ball.

  • Put the dough ball in a greased bowl and cover it with plastic wrap. Let it rise for 1 to 2 hours at room temperature, or 6-10 hours in the refrigerator.

  • If you put the dough in the fridge, take it out and let it sit at room temperature for 1 hour or it will be hard to work with

  • Preheat your oven to 425 degrees F

  • Divide the dough into one ball for each small pizza you want to make. Shape each ball into a round crust about 6 inches in diameter and rub both sides of each crust with olive oil

  • Grill the crusts on each side. We have used a gas grill, a charcoal grill and an electric indoor grill and all of them work fine. Watch it carefully so it doesn't burn. A few black spots are OK.

  • If you have a grill with a lid, you can put the cheese and toppings on the cooked side of a crust when it is half done, then put it on the grill with the uncooked side down and put the lid down to melt the cheese while the uncooked side of the crust gets cooked. This doesn't work if your grill doesn't have a lid

  • If you have a grill that doesn't have a lid, just cook both sides of the crust, then put the toppings on and cook the pizza in your oven at 425 until the cheese melts.


Saturday, January 21, 2006

I found stuff today

today me and abby and my peepol and abbys peepol went in the car and we drove around all over the place and the best part was that we kept stopping and going for WALKS! the peepol called it geocaching but i knew it was WALKS!

every place we walked we looked all around and looked and looked until we found something and the peepol were very happy to find the things but abby and me are always happy to find things on the ground so it was good to see the peepol understand it and be happy too.

wen we found the things the peepol took things out and put other things in and at first i said heyheyhey thats my stuff your putting in there but then they took out a little stuffed dog and a fish that puffs air wen i bite it and i said ok ok i gess you can do that if i can keep the dog and fish. the fish doesnt skweek but the dog is soft and i like him.

we walked in the park and in back of a store and in the woods and abby pooped in the woods and i even pooped in the woods it was so much fun!

the peepol got tired of walking after a wile and abby and me wanted to keep walking but they didnt so we all got in the car again and came home, wich was ok becuz the peepol made peetza and i got some cheez and it was very good cheez.

the peepol said it was fun and they want to go geocaching again soon.

I found the cache!

abby finds a cache

i am the best driver ever.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

this is my bed... while the peepol are gon!


the peepol were puttin the clothz in the bags and puttin the bags in the car and i cud tell they were goin away and i thot i wud stay in my backyard but they said to me "do you wanna go for a ride?" and "your goin to the doggie day spa" and i didnt no wat that meens but i like to ride so i jumpd in.

and then and THEN we get out of the car and i go in the big wite room that smells like a lot of dogz all at the same time and a lot of other things i dont no them all and the peepol were gon and the ladys took me back to the dog room with SO MANY dogz and we all said heyheyhey who are you and i said heyheyhey im ivy and they just kept saying heyhey every time somebody moved and it was CRAZY!

but then the ladys brot the dogfood for dinner and we all said heyhey thats my dinner! the ladys brot enuf for evrybody and we all ate and then it was reel quiet for a moment but as soon as dinner was gon then sombody said hey the dogfood for dinner is gon and we all started saying heyheyhey again!

after som more dinners and brekfests my peepol came back and said hi ivy and i said where were you and they said did you miss us and i said yesyesyesYESYES! and they put me in the car and we went home to my backyard and i sqeeked my bear and it was the best squeek ever.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Nice rug

This is my favorite rug Posted by Picasa

Yeer of the DOG

happy new yeer of the dog to all my chineze dog frends! enuf with the roosterz and make way for the DOGZ! dogz rule all year!

Thursday, January 12, 2006

neer brush with deth

i olmost died wen i jumped in the river to swim a litle bit. the river tryd to cary me away reel fast. i didnt no the water cud muv so fast and it was skary! i think the skwerlz did it. they made the river fast. evil skwerlz.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

the problum with weeekends

evry morning i git my dogfood 4 brekfest at the brekfestime wen the radeo maks noiz and randy hits the radeo and it stops with the noiz and then he puts the dogfood in my dish and i eat it.

it tasts so good that dogfood for brekfest. randy sayz do you want to eat and i say yesyesyesyes and he sayz agin do you want to eat like he didnt heer me and i say yesyesyesyesyes and then he puts it in the dish and i eat.

but on the weekends wen i nooo it is brekfestime the radeo forgets to make the noiz and i haf to tell randy hey hey hey it is brekfestime and the radeo forgot hey hey i say to him but he doznt get up. so i wait 4 a minit and i say agin hey hey hey and he opins wun eye but the othur eye is clozd and he dozt get up. so i wait 4 a minit agin and jump on the bed and say hey hey hey and then he gets up and puts the dogfood in the dish but he doznt say anything but goz bak 2 bed.

sumtimz it is hard work to eet wen u r the dog.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

evil skwerlz

peepol R gon . skwerls com out n danse n my yard //[' evil skwerlz r plottn takeover my yard then sandys yard next. evil skwerlz.