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Saturday, March 12, 2011

My super-stinky treats!

it has almost been seven dog years since i last bloggeded, but today i just haf to tell you wut happened in my front yard. my peepol were just getting home from wutever fun place they went wifout me (as uzual) wen blossom (the hounddoggirl who lives down the street) came runnin' and barkin' and carrying on all over my front yard.

my randy tried to corral her but blossom is way faster than my randy. my lindsay was bein' protective of my ben. if she were a dog she wud haf had all her fur standin' up prickly. then blossoms momma came drivin up in her car to join the game. blossom thot it was very very fun that so many peepol were playin chase with her.

so poor me (who nobody ever lisens to) is in the back yard and i am woofin and woofin that i want to play too. my randy comes to the house but insted of getting me out you know wut he does? he gets my super-stinky treats from up on the way up high place and offers them to blossom!

i sayd hey!hey!hey! those are MY super-stinky treats! but nobody lissened, not one bit.

now i ask you, is that fair?
poor ivy.


At 1:47 PM, Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

If your treats worked and they secured Blossom then that's a good thing, Ivy! Randy will buy you more treats - we're sure of it!
How nice to hear from you :-)

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

At 3:00 PM, Blogger Gus said...

It is totally not fair. Next time you go to visit Blossom at her house, she must reciprocate.


At 3:58 PM, Blogger H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Hey! Hey! Hey! They shouldn't have given your treats away. I will introduce sanctions in Congress that no Ivy Treats should be given away without the express permission of Ivy.

I've missed you, my friend!

At 10:26 PM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ivy!
Hmmmm... nope.... not fair!
But at least I hope your treats did the trick and Blossom is safely at home now!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

At 3:00 PM, Blogger Lacy said...

w00fs, Ivvvvyyyyyyyy so good to hear from u..me is sorry they gived ur stinky treats to blossom...

b safe,

At 4:23 PM, Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

stupid humans....i cant believe you had to share your stinky treats on demand...and you didnt even get to play with blossom...

At 7:18 PM, Blogger Sparky said...

We're baaaaack! Can you stop by our blog and help us win a photo contest? Thanks!

At 1:21 AM, Blogger Prints the Cat said...

I am speechless!

At 7:54 PM, Blogger Mary-Margaret O'Brien said...

Wow. Missed you a whole lot. Wondered what happened to you. Glad you are back protecting us from those wicked little creatures. Don't wait another 7 years to post, ok?

At 10:24 AM, Blogger natalieanddogs said...

You definitely deserve some good treats. That wasn't fair.

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At 2:30 AM, Blogger Hana said...

Hi Ivy,
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