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Sunday, November 22, 2009

my benjamin is turning two!

hey hey dog friends!

my benjamin is getting so big... he had a birthday party yesterday and there were so many little peepol running around my house and my living room wuz filled with beach balls and balloons and i wuz so good and i didn't yell at anybody at all!

my benjamin is so good at opening presents. i think he is an expert at it now.

there wuz yummy cake that of course i didn't get any for ivy, even though i wuz so good.

i think my benjamin and his friends had a good time and that is all that matters, even if i didn't get anything. *sniff*

maybe i will haf better luck on turkey day! i saw a giant turkey in the cold box! i know it is coming soon!
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At 8:38 AM, Blogger Gus said...

Happy Barkday, Ben!!!!

We know Turkey Day is Comin! We are goin' to St. Loulis, and are concerned that there may not be leftovers.

AND.....We think you at least should have gotten a Raspberry, since you were so good and didn't holler at anybody.


At 2:33 PM, Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

What a bummer that you missed out on Benjamin's birthday cake, Ivy! We'll cross our paws that you get turkey and maybe a smidge of pumpkin pie!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

At 4:47 PM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Happy Birthday, Ben!
I can't believe you are now 2 years old!
Kisses and hugs

At 4:58 PM, Blogger Reilly The CowSpotDog said...

Don't you get worried with so many little hoomans around? They scare me a lot!!! Hello, I am Reilly and was just following some paw it forward links and thought I would say hello. We have enjoyed reading your blog very much.

At 3:26 PM, Blogger Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said...

Heaven Above! the Great Beyond! Utopia's Fantasy! Extraordinarily extraordinary! Free-from-care-for-eternity! Sad how few want THAT anymore. Lemme give my post on the joys of Heaven. Just imagine: holding you in my arms as we watch Heaven's best fireworks for several hours, full of colours never seen before? or boarding a 100X100X100 mile roller-coaster, full of steep climbs for miles? or some delicious-N-nutritious, blackberry tofu in copious amounts is what I as your servant will serve you? or we'll have a BIG-ol, woohoo!, party-hardy for eons and eons fulla anything and everything and more. Besides being the most gorgeous thang God ever made, wanna lemme feed you baklava and a whole-lot-better-than-Starbucks ice cream and those teeny, canned oranges for the length of eternity? Wanna swim nude in the ocean as shallow as four feet and then take a shower? Wanna be one with me for THREE, WHOLE, MONTHS or more? Wanna be an adorable 17 forever, me a dashing 21? Wanna love so deep and wide, passionate and warm the universe cannot hold our? Wanna lemme be a part of you till even Heaven crashes around us? Wanna lemme snuggle with you, to love you and gratify your wonderful, beautiful, adorable feet? Wanna lemme prove to you I love you more-than-you-know, from head2toe, bodyNsoul, to give you pleasure-beyond-measure? Meet me in Heaven, girly, and I'll do alla that and more for you for the length and breadth of eternity --- How awesome it shall be to love you in person, to be with you, to hold you in my arms and give you a backrub in the Great Beyond; to kiss your adorable body and nuzzle with you, would make my eternity. God bless you. PS The blog, ‘closenmyeyes’, is how I wish to love you and gratify you in Heaven. Meet me, girl.


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