my backyard guardbears

as hard as it is for me to admit it, i cant watch my backyard for skwerrels all the time. one dog can only do so much. so i thot and thot and i came up with an idea. why not use my bears to help me watch my backyard? all they need is a little training!

so today i started theyr training. i haf to say, for bears they were pretty soft. i gess they dont get much exersize laying around in the basket all day. so i chewed them out reely good and told them to shape up first thing.

next we worked on standing gard. they are going to need a lot of work in that department. for one, they cant stand. for another thing, every time i put them in theyr posts, lindsay yells at me and tells me to bring my toys in the house. humph! toys she calls them! they are feroshus bear guards! so that cud be a problem.

i gess ill just have to do theyr training wen the peepol arent looking! yeah!