i am the sandy saver!

last nite it wuz raining in my backyard. and i dont mean the little drippy kinda rain - no! - i am talking about the get-you-wetter-than-a-bath kinda rain! it wuz so wet out there that even i didnt want to go running around it in like i usually do.

so me and my randy and lindsay were in the food-makin' room and super lindsay (who has super hearing) said "what was that? did you hear that?" and i said "yes! it is a dog in distress!" and randy said "no, i didn't hear anything". nobody ever lissens to ivy! then lindsay said "it sounded like a dog!" and i said "yes! yes! we haf to help that dog!" and randy said "i didn't hear anything."

so me and my randy opened the back door and we listened reelly hard. at first we didnt hear anything i thot maybe the dog wuz ok but then all of a sudden i heard it again! and this time my randy heard it too! so the peepol put on theyr rain jackets and we all went running outside to find where that yelp wuz coming from.

after some running around we found the sound and it wuz my friend sandy! sandy wuz trapped in her dog run outside in the rain and her peepol were gone!! super lindsay rescued sandy from the run and me and randy ran back to the house to open up the garage door and sandy came running rite in!

it wuz so exciting! me and sandy runned around and around and we barked a lot and the peepol chaseded us around with towels and tried to pet us dry with the towels and there wuz a lot of slipping and sliding... so much fun!

as soon as we were dry we both went in the house and got a cookie (i think i deserved a cookie for saving sandy but i dont know wut sandy did to deserve one of my cookies!)

then sandys peepol came home and she ran back over to her own house. wut an exciting nite! i bet sandy will be thankful to me forever. or at least until tomorrow.

tank and sly are here!

this morning my randy and lindsay went around and pickeded up all my toys and put them in the toy baskets and put them away! i said hey hey peepol wut are you doing? but before i cud figure it out gess who came in my door? tank and sly came in my door! wenever those guys come over all my toys haf to go into hiding or they wont survive.

so tank and sly got into my dog car with me and we all went for a ride to go geocaching.

i thot geoaching wif my peepol wuz crazy enuf but going wif those guys is totally nuts!


we ran and ran and sniffed and searched for caches and peed on everything. it wuz great!


i will never understand how tank can walk with the leash like that. doesnt that hurt?

wen we came to a playground those boys dared me to go down the slide. i said no no no ivy doesnt go down slides but then they double dog dared me to and wut cud i say? i just had to do it. those boys were too askared to do it themselves but i wuz braver than any of them. girl dogs rule!

wen we were going back to the car we saw a little poofy pom pom dog walking with his lady. now i know i am sposed to be nice to littler dogs but i gess we all musta been a little excited from our dogvenchers so me and tank and sly all started trying to run toward the pom pom. sly is a slippery one and he got out of his collar and ran like lightning rite at that little poofy! the pom pom lady got big eyes and scooped her pom up off the ground and sly did a flying leap rite at that lady and her pom but just then super lindsay caught up with sly and she reached out and grabbed him rite out of the air! it wuz amazing to see!

boy oh boy did sly boy get in trubble! all the rest of today he has been staying clear of super lindsay. he wont even look at her! i am just glad it isnt me in trubble. whew!

poor hexapus, chubby puppy, my peepol and a mystery

oh my dogness! i hafent blogged in a few days now and so much is happening in my dog world that it is already hard to remember it all.

it is wif a sad dog heart that i tell you the fate of my poor fuzzy pink friend the hexapus. he went missing for most of the day and wen my finely tuned crime-solving nose found ware he wuz it wuz already too late. hexapus had been forced to take an evil bath in the spinning chamber of doom and... *sniff*... his stuffing exploded all over the place!

this is a photo taken by my crime scene investigation camera. fear not that i will not rest until i haf hunted down the one responsible for this trajedy. well... maybe i will take a few dog naps but even then i will be dreaming of the clues!

two days ago a much happier event happened to me. my peepol came home from being gone all day in my dog car and they had a new friend for me to chew on!! i named him chubby puppy and i luved him rite away!

i took him out in my back yard for his christening and made sure that he wuz safe from evil skwerrels.

i said thank you! thank you! to my peepol but they replied that it wuzent a present from them. it wuz from a fish named ganon who belongs to my friend the brilliant calico gecko and it wuz a thank you for my lindsay having fed ganon his dinner while c.g. wuz gone. i didnt quite follow all that but i managed to unnerstand that i got a present from a fish and that wuz pretty cool.

now hershey has started this game of dog bloggers telling about theyr peepol and hana tagged me to reveal mine (even though hershey said everydog already knows about my randy and lindsay) so now i will tell you all the important stuff that i know about them...

my randy and lindsay are peepol who rescued me from jail about five human years ago. since then we haf moved all over the place and taken many rides in my dog car wif our stuff in boxes. i got to swim in the atlantick and the specific oshuns in the same month one time!

my randys job is to feed me dog food for brekfast and dinner. he is pretty good at it most of the time but he gets sloppy about my feeding time on weekends. i still haf to train him to be better about that.

my lindsays job is being a super-hero. she has super-strength and super hearing and lately even a super sense of smell. she is reelly good at rescuing dogs. she is the one who found me and rescued me from jail wen we first met!

both of my peepol like to go for a ride in my car almost every morning and they are gone almost all day long hafing all kinds of fun wifout me! i haf tried to ask them about wut they do but the only thing i haf ever gotten as an answer is that they teach computers to do tricks that are fun and educashunal for peepol. this is obviously a silly lie cuz i know they must be eating cookies all day or why wud they want to leave me behind? humph.

i tag tasha & eva, sitka and tia, and maya-marie to tell about theyr peepol next!

lastly i haf a mystery that maybe my dog friends can help me solve. my peepol keep talking about sumthing called BP and i haf no idea wut they mean by it. i haf asked them a bunch of times but of corse nobody ever lissens to ivy!

My super-stinky treats!

it has almost been seven dog years since i last bloggeded, but today i just haf to tell you wut happened in my front yard. my peepol were just getting home from wutever fun place they went wifout me (as uzual) wen blossom (the hounddoggirl who lives down the street) came runnin' and barkin' and carrying on all over my front yard.

my randy tried to corral her but blossom is way faster than my randy. my lindsay was bein' protective of my ben. if she were a dog she wud haf had all her fur standin' up prickly. then blossoms momma came drivin up in her car to join the game. blossom thot it was very very fun that so many peepol were playin chase with her.

so poor me (who nobody ever lisens to) is in the back yard and i am woofin and woofin that i want to play too. my randy comes to the house but insted of getting me out you know wut he does? he gets my super-stinky treats from up on the way up high place and offers them to blossom!

i sayd hey!hey!hey! those are MY super-stinky treats! but nobody lissened, not one bit.

now i ask you, is that fair?

poor ivy.

cool man ben, yummy cookie and dreamy cream

well i thot i had finally seen all the picktures from my peepol's trip to seattle and then i found the other spy camera had picktures on it too! my favorite one is of my benjamin riding in the airplane in style.


then i found out that the picktures on the camera were not the only thing that i had been missing from that trip... my lindsay had a super dog cookie for me from my cousins bruce and lois and she forgot to tell me! can you beleeve it? here is a pickture of my lindsay asking me if i want to eat the cookie and me saying yes-yes-yes!


so i think my peepol were feeling guilty about forgetting my cookie (they shud!) becuz today wen my lindsay wuz making cake she gave me the dreamy creamy box to lick!! woo hoo!!

good to the last drop! mmmmmm!


there is one more thing that came home from seattle for me, but i will save telling about that for next time....

how to make dinner for peepol

last nite my lindsay wuz so tired that she just wanted to sleep and my randy wuz too busy playing wii olympic games wif mario and sonic to be of any use, so i decided to save the day and make dinner for my peepol!

i dont unnerstand why peepol food has to be so much more harder to make than dog food. to make my dinner it just has to be poured in a bowl. super easy! but peepol food takes lots of steps and is hard work to make. no wonder peepol are more crankier than dogs are. they make everything harder than it has to be!

so wut to make? it wuz a hard decision. but as my friend the hexapus always says: the best ingredients make the best meals. ok so maybe he doesnt always say that but it sounds good anyway. so i made sumthing out of the best ingredients: butter, cream, eggs and cheese... an omlette!

for all you dog and cat friends who dont know how to make an omlette — here are some destructions instructions for you.