Squirrels are Evil!

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Sunday, November 11, 2007

how to make dinner for peepol

last nite my lindsay wuz so tired that she just wanted to sleep and my randy wuz too busy playing wii olympic games wif mario and sonic to be of any use, so i decided to save the day and make dinner for my peepol!

i dont unnerstand why peepol food has to be so much more harder to make than dog food. to make my dinner it just has to be poured in a bowl. super easy! but peepol food takes lots of steps and is hard work to make. no wonder peepol are more crankier than dogs are. they make everything harder than it has to be!

so wut to make? it wuz a hard decision. but as my friend the hexapus always says: the best ingredients make the best meals. ok so maybe he doesnt always say that but it sounds good anyway. so i made sumthing out of the best ingredients: butter, cream, eggs and cheese... an omlette!

for all you dog and cat friends who dont know how to make an omlette — here are some destructions instructions for you.

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