wut food is the bestest?

hey hey dog friends! it is that day again... that happy rejoiceful day wen the whole house smells yummy and i get to hang out wif my peepol in the kitchen all day. the problum is that there are so many good foods to choose from it is hard to know which one is the best.

i think that gravy is probubbly the most perfect food there is becuz it tastes like butter and turkey and fat and you can slurp it down fast wifout chewing. i bet you all haf your favorites too. wut do you think? (if anydog votes for the green beans i am afraid i cannot consider you a dog anymore).

Gravy:

Turkey:

Ham:

Stuffing:

Biscuits:

Butter:

Cranberry Sauce:

Green Beans:

Sweet Potatoes:

Apple Pie:

Pumpkin Pie:

Pecan Pie:

the toy that is not for ivy!

well dog friends... it has begun. hershey warned me about it and now it has happened. there is a fuzzy new toy in my house that i cannot chew on!

i thot it wuz a wunderful new addition to my family of fuzzy toys but wen i tried to take him and christen him my lindsay said in her voice-that-must-be-obeyed: no ivy! not for you! i cuddent believe my ears so i tried to take him again and got the same response!

wen turbo is president i hope he makes a law that babies cant own toys before they are even born! how wrong is that? the baby shuddent mind if i play wif the toy just a little bit rite now!

i listened very carefully to wut my peepol were saying all this week and i found out that BP is a boy. so now we need to haf a dog vote to name him. i nominate toy-stealer as a very appropriate name. anydog else haf some good ideas? i will take your name ideas and then haf a vote to see wich is the most popular dog name. who cares wut the peepol think? dog names are the best!

vote for your favoritest dog names here:
Turbo (suggested by Roxie Sammy & Andy):

Purina (suggested by tippy):

Iams (suggested by Ivy):

Mitch (suggested by Maggie):

Gus (suggested by Gus):

Peter Paul Pargman (suggested by Gussie's Muzzer):

Hershopper (suggested by Hershey and Copper):

Mr. Mary-Maragaret (suggested by Mary-Margaret):

Jivey-Wivy Oy Vei (suggested by Zach):

Little Pooper (suggested by MJ):

Ivy Jr. (suggested by Hana masquerading as Bill):

Puppy P. Pargman (the name of Randy's Dad's childhood toy):