good benjamin, bad benjamin

look! look! see how well i am training my benjamin?
now he tries to reach the dog cookie jar to get cookies for me!

too bad my lindsay saw him do it and took the cookies away. *sigh*

yesterday my benjamin did a very bad thing. he finally learned to use my dog door to let himself outside... and that wuz the end of my little dog door! no more ivy freedom, no more inside-outside-inside. now i haf to knock on the door to be let in and out. how sad! woe is me!

getting my exercise

wen my peepol opened up theyr little tub of wunderfulness called sour cream there were instruckshuns on the lid:

my lindsay said it wuz only rite that i shud follow the instruckshuns, so i did!

and that sour cream lid wuz rite! it was the yummyest exercise i haf ever done!

I know what it is!

my peepol haf been building me an anti-skwerel launch pad. from this point i can run any direction and reach any point of the back yard in 0.7 seconds. and it is even cool when there is shade!

wut is this? guess #1

hmmmm... maybe abby is building a shrine to schnauzers?

wut is this??

my back yard is getting torned up! wut is going on? i sure dont know but somehow i suspect that abby is behind all this.