Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

dog torchur


since my crazy peepol haf been tearing apart my kichen they haf been making and eating theyr yummy peepol food on the coffee table in the dog couch room.

they put all this yummy food rite there in front of me and then they tell me no no dont eat it ivy!

this is crewl and unusual dog torchur!

11 Comments:

At 9:41 PM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

You need to say to them, "Hey Hey Hey peepol! Look over there at the stupid skerrell." And when they look, have a little snack!

 
At 9:46 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

I agree with Turbo. Surely they leave the room occassionally Ivy. After all, it IS the dog couch room.

 
At 10:30 PM, Blogger Ender said...

That looked like a pretty good sized chicken, I don't think they would miss just a little bit of it! Or maybe woit till they are making more noise in that kitchen!

 
At 12:26 AM, Blogger hana said...

Is that a bottle of beer I see on the table? I forgot to tell ya that Ronak le Pup http://ronaklepup.blogspot.com/, bless his little 13 week old puppy heart, has already acquired a palate for very fine champagne! I guess he is either studying to be a wine master or a wino. Hopefully it's the wine master.

I think you should go buy a MOUSE, set it loose in the house where the coffee table is, and when your parents go off chasing it, you sneak food off the table!

 
At 8:13 AM, Blogger Dachsies Rule said...

Turbo and Hana both have good ideas! You are clever enough to figure out a way to distract them. Once you take a taste or two, they will have to forgive you. You are too sweet to stay mad at.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

 
At 9:01 AM, Blogger Beasley said...

My humans also like to eat in the dog couch room. Meanies never giving Ivy any. My cousin Chestnut took matters into her own paws once and jumped onto the table and ate an entire carrot cake when her mommy turned around to wash dishes. She ate it all in less than 1 mintue.

 
At 10:12 AM, Blogger Gus said...

Work on perfecting a really sad look. Tip your head just a little to one side, and let out a small sigh. It works better than all that jumping and begging every time.

 
At 7:04 PM, Blogger IndyPindy said...

Oh poor Ivy, that is not fair at all! I think they should at least give you something!

You look so cute in that picture, I love your smile!

I think you should spill something and when they go get stuff to clean it up, eat their food!

Or wait til they go potty. At some point they HAVE to go potty!

 
At 5:42 AM, Blogger Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

OH MY DOG Ivy - how can you resist ? There is NO way that table would still have food on it if Charlie and I were around ! You are such a good girl :-)

Love
Opy

 
At 1:33 AM, Blogger Ronak le Pup said...

i dont get any pizza either. :( i think its because i dont growl at the delivery guy. sigh...
but, as hana mentioned, i do get to sample the good champagne on occasion!

how come you think squirrels are evil? i like mine. but i'm sort of chicken.

 
At 5:42 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

hey hey ronak! i am sorry you dont get le pizza either. i think we dogs shud all protest this. maybe march on washington or sumthing.

skwerrels are evil becuz they are trying to take over the world! today it is just one backyard but tomorrow it is the world! the only thing that stands in the way of theyr evil plot is us dogs. you must do your duty and work tirelessly to unmask the evil skwerrel conspirisee!

 

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