the rat ladder
yesterday after randy and romex got rid of the chewed up black snake in the wall we found more mouse houses!
every time randy took out another cabinet i found another mouse door and another mouse house!
oh my dogness! more mouse houses!
i found sum neat stuff in theyr houses too:
a sticker, a fork and some shiny rings, a red toy wing, and a newspaper from 20 peepol years ago ...hey! i didnt no that mouses cud read! i wonder if they had a blog?
randy said with all that big stuff in the houses it cuddnt haf been mouses that lived in there. he said it wuz probably rats.
rats? i hates rats! rats are just like evil skwerrels only with less fuzz on theyr tails. ewwwww! i am glad they are all gone.
but now we had another problem. the rats wuz all gone and we cleaneded out theyr houses but there wuz still a giant rat door and a rat ladder comin up from the underbelly of my house. randy said we haf to do sumthin to keep rats from comin back up that ladder.
i said hey! i haf a good idea! i will get one of my guard bears to wach the rat ladder and keep em out!
randy didnt lissen to me becuz he never doez and he just cut up a ride-in-the-car plate and blocked off the rat ladder.
he put sum stinky foamy stuff in there and closed up the rat door.
oh well. i bet my guard bear didnt want to stand there waching that rat door all the time anyway. besides... i wud miss him!