skary killer ghost mouses!
last nite wen it wuz already past dog bed time my peepol were still busy destroying my kichen.
wen they pulled out the cabinet next to my food cooker they found a mouse house!
i said hey hey peepol leave it there! i like mouses! they are fun to chase and they make a good crunch wen you eat them!
but randy didnt lissen to me at all. nobody every lissens to ivy.
randy said the mouses haf to go and besides they wuz long dead anyway. i smelled them and yup! he wuz rite.
then randy looked at the black snake in the wall and he got reely mad at the mouses. he said those stupid mice could have started a fire even after they were dead!
wo! wut wuz that? killer ghost mouses?
randy ran out to the garage and flipped the swich that wud keep us safe at nite. i thot if there is a swich to keep us safe why dont we flip it every nite? but of corse nobody cared wut ivy thot.
i wuz so askared of those killer ghost mouses that i cuddnt sleep for a long time!