Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Sunday, August 27, 2006

the big yelling bug


today i found a big noizy bug with one wing flopping around under my tree. he kept yelling at me and yelling at me so i tried to send him to bug heaven but he reelly didnt want to go! it took a lot of stomping and biting to send him on his way!

8 Comments:

At 8:26 PM, Blogger hana said...

ooooh Ivy, looks like you found another critter in your yard. Oh, how fun! Glad you didn't eat it though. If you did, then your parents would let you give them doggie kisses.

 
At 9:16 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

I love it when I find bugs.

 
At 10:49 PM, Blogger hana said...

Oops. I see that I made a typo. I meant, if you did eat the bug, your parents wouldN'T let you give them doggie kisses.

I have lots of critters in my yard, too. I've seen snakes, tarantulas, scorpions, gophers, hummingbirds, blue jays, lizards, squirrels (EVIL of course...I will tell you about them in a bit), and in the distance I can sometimes see deer and horses and turkeys!

Squirrels are EVIL. I used to grow sunflowers in my backyard. When I did, in the morning I would see the beautiful sunflowers smiling and happy. My mommy would go out in the afternoon to cut the flower to bring it inside for the vase for us to enjoy, but the EVIL squirrels would cut the flower off so that there would be NO SUNFLOWER ANYMORE! Literally, the flower would disappear. How they did this, I do not know. It happened multiple times, not just once. It must have been the EVIL squirrels! We don't grow sunflowers anymore.

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger Gus said...

Go Ivy! I enjoyed your video, and think you did a great job of vanquishing that evil bug!

 
At 9:56 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

my dogness hana! you dont have a backyard... you have a jungle out there! you shud sell doggie safaris of your place.

 
At 10:08 AM, Blogger Beasley said...

Did you catch and eat the bug in the end? I like to eat moths. They tickle my jowls. I took have evil squirrels in my yard. They always eat all the stuff daddy puts in the tubes that hang from the trees. If the squirrels don't eat that stuff then the deers try to eat it too...the poor birdies never get any.

 
At 4:19 PM, Blogger BLU and Comet said...

Wow! Cool bug. I want to stomp a big bug like that! {Comet}

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

hey hey beasley! no i didnt eat that bug becuz he wuz so noizy that i wuz afraid that he mite keep yelling from my tummy... that wud not be good at all!

 

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