the rat ladder
yesterday after randy and romex got rid of the chewed up black snake in the wall we found more mouse houses!
every time randy took out another cabinet i found another mouse door and another mouse house!
oh my dogness! more mouse houses!
i found sum neat stuff in theyr houses too:
a sticker, a fork and some shiny rings, a red toy wing, and a newspaper from 20 peepol years ago ...hey! i didnt no that mouses cud read! i wonder if they had a blog?
randy said with all that big stuff in the houses it cuddnt haf been mouses that lived in there. he said it wuz probably rats.
rats? i hates rats! rats are just like evil skwerrels only with less fuzz on theyr tails. ewwwww! i am glad they are all gone.
but now we had another problem. the rats wuz all gone and we cleaneded out theyr houses but there wuz still a giant rat door and a rat ladder comin up from the underbelly of my house. randy said we haf to do sumthin to keep rats from comin back up that ladder.
i said hey! i haf a good idea! i will get one of my guard bears to wach the rat ladder and keep em out!
randy didnt lissen to me becuz he never doez and he just cut up a ride-in-the-car plate and blocked off the rat ladder.
he put sum stinky foamy stuff in there and closed up the rat door.
oh well. i bet my guard bear didnt want to stand there waching that rat door all the time anyway. besides... i wud miss him!
8 Comments:
Ivy, what did the ghost mouses or evil rats use to make the houses? What is that pink stuff? This is all very interesting and helps me forget about itching.
hey hey copper! i am sorry you are ichin! it always helps me to think of chasing skwerrels. sumtimez i fall asleep and dreem of chasing skwerrels and wen i wake up my peepol are all giggling at me.
that rat house is made out of pink inserlashun from the walls and newspapers and instruckshun manuals and paystubs and advertizements and forks and rubber bands and a million little poops and a lot of other stuff we cuddent identify.
Hi Ivy. Its a good thing Randy didn't use you guard bear...cause if he did then you wouldn't be able to play with him anymores. Your humans are making a big mess though.
randy tells me that the inserlashun stuff is called ARRRRR-13. it is called that becuz that is the sound that randy makes as he tries to stuff the inserlashun back up into the wall thru a little tiny hole in the bottom.
silly peepol.
beasley you are so rite. the mess just keeps getting bigger and bigger. randy says that all he sees is new kichen but ivy just sees a big mess.
Hi Ivy,
I'm sorry bout the mouse house problem. Mommy thought we had a mouse house in our house when Uncle Bernie used to live with her. He would sit and whine at the washer and dryer for no reason. When Mommy got her new ones they looked for mouse houses and found none. Phew. I haven't met a mouse yet, but I'm not sure I want to!
Nubbily Wiggles,
Ellie
Ivy, this man comes to my house sometimes and shines a light to make the crawley bugs go away. Maybe you need to get a man like that to come shine a light and make your ghost mouses go away.
I looked and found a picture of your old kitchen on your blog and it looked just fine to me. Peepole are wierd.
BIOHAZARD!!!!!!
GARSH! Thats some funky rat muck you got there!
Well, are you shure they are mice and rats and just not baby squirrels!
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