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Sunday, May 21, 2006

Dog Fortunes

my peepol like cookies almost as much as i do. one of theyr favoritest kinds of cookies has a little piece of paper inside with scribbles on it that tell the peepol stuff they already knew about themselves. i will never understand why they bother with the paper when the cookie tastes so good by itself!

randys mom sent a bunch of these funny paper cookies (dipped in chocolate!) for his birthday. now i think that is totally not fair becuz i never get chocolate things unless i am reely sneeky and take them wen nobody is looking.

the peepol decided that the scribbles on the paper in the cookies were most apawpriate for ivy dog, so they gave them to me! what am i supposed to do with paper? i did not understand this one bit. so randy helped me put the paper with picktures of me so i cud understand.

here is the first one:

4 Comments:

At 2:50 PM, Blogger IndyPindy said...

I saw someone else get this same fortune last week! Maybe they got the cookie from the same place? I don't understand the papers either, but you do have a very nice smile Ivy.

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

My Human gives us the fortune papers to eat. Yum Yum!

 
At 8:40 AM, Blogger Ender said...

Is it bad luck if you get the same fortune in different cookies? Somehow my humans get the same ones over and over, there are about three and it seems to rotate!

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

ender: no two fortune cookies have the same fortune. so if your humans are getting the same fortunes over and over, it can only mean one thing: they are trapped in a time loop and are in fact eating the same cookie over and over!

you have to save them ender! save the humans!

 

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