lost a whisker, gained some carrots
well dog friends, you were rite! you all kept telling me to watch out for benjamin's little hands but i thot you were joking... the little guy couldn't hurt anyone with those little tiny fingers, so i thot.
but then the other day i wuz coming in to lick his face (his face always tastes so good!) and he reached out and pulled one of my whiskers rite out of my nose!! yowzers! that hurt!
i wuz reelly good and i didnt bite or growl. i just cried a bit and made sure not to get close again. i asked my randy why my sweet little benjamin wuz so mean and he said that poor ben didn't have any whiskers of his own and he just wanted to borrow one of mine to try it out. i guess that makes sense.
but today he made it up to me. he wuz eating sumthing brite and orange and he seemed to be reelly luving it!
it looked like it must be so good so i stood close and let my benjamin know that i wanted to try some too.
and guess wut? my baby ben shared wif me! it turned out to be just carrots (why are they feeding the poor boy carrots anyway?) but i ate them all up anyway to be polite.
i told my benjamin thank you for the yummy carrots and that he could keep all the rest of them... and my whisker, too.