Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Saturday, March 22, 2008


my dog friends, you were rite. the new thing that came home wif my peepol from seattle is called a furminator, and it is taking away my fur!

every few days my lindsay gets that furminator thing out and makes me sit down and be good while she pets me wif it. it actually feels kinda good but wen it is over i look down and see that a bunch of my fur has abandoned ship!! she runs the furminator all over me except for the top of my head.

this got me thinking... my peepol haf very little fur on them except for the top of theyr heads. does that mean they furminate themselves wen i am not looking? are they trying to make me look like a peepol?? this is most distressing!
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At 10:50 AM, Blogger Gus said...

Ivy: Ben is cute, Lindsay and Randy are nice folks and handsome each in their own way. You are BEAUTIFUL! They do not want to make you into a peepol. They just want to make you more beautiful.


At 11:06 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

thank you gussie! you are so wise that i am sure you must be rite. i wont worry too much about the furminator now.

At 1:07 PM, Blogger Lacy said...

woofies Ivy, not to worrwy, u furs will grow back...Ben is a sweetie, little guy..

b safe,
;)angel lacylulu

At 1:10 PM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ivy!
I guess you are right. They use the furminator secretly!
You look beautiful and feel lighter!
Kisses and hugs

At 3:51 PM, Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

You're all spiffy for the Easter bunny, Ivy! I'm sure they don't want to turn you into a peepol - just make you cooler and happier! Ben is such a cutie!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

At 8:29 PM, Blogger Hana said...

Maybe the people need more fur, so they are trying to take your fur! BP looks like he could use more fur.

At 8:17 AM, Blogger Kapp pack said...

Sorry you had to find out the hard way what that thing is! Hoppy Bunny Day!

Kisses, Sky boy

At 11:56 AM, Blogger Sparky said...

You do look beautiful now, Ivy. ;)

My friend Casper told me about your blog after I posted about how evil squirrels are. I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like those evil critters!


At 12:00 PM, Blogger Sparky said...

Oh, that was me who just left that comment. I forgot to sign in!

Happy Easter!


At 11:37 PM, Blogger MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Hi Ivy,

We haven't stopped by in awhile but we haven't forgeten you. I just got my summer haircut and now be almost nakkid. Benjamin sure is growing up fast.


At 9:15 AM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

My Human hasn't bough one of those things yet. But I fear she will!

At 12:10 PM, Blogger Murphey said...

I have a furminator and I HATE IT! When I see that sucker come out I run and hide. I prefer to poof off my own fur thank you very much. : )


At 9:39 AM, Blogger Penny & Poppy said...

Ivy, you are way too cute to be a peepol! Tell your Lindsay not to use it too much or you will look like one of those nekkid Chinese Crested doggies!

Poppy & Penny


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