i ate santa claus
oh dogfriends, i haf a confeshun to make... i ate santa claus.
i wuz staying at abbys house this weekend and i wuz feeling reelly low becuz my peepol went off and had fun in the mountains wifout me again and i just had to get my frustrashuns out on sumthing and abbys santa wuz just rite there so handy to chew on! i must admit it felt good to rip his stuffings out.
wen abbys mom and dad got home they lined us both up and asked who did it. i didnt say anything and abby wuz good enuf not to tattle on me either. whew! maybe abby is a gooder friend than i thot after all.