my new greeters!
hey hey dog friends! i got a new thing! gess wut it is?
yes, you gessed it: its a new doormat wif happy dogs all over it!
my randy brot it home from the target-dog store and i said oh cool! but then i got to thinking... is it a good thing becuz mailmen and cats will be too skared to come up on my porch, or is it a bad thing becuz peepol are going to be wiping theyr feets on dog faces? i dunno! wut do you think?