danger lurks everywhere!

trubbling news, my dog friends, very trubbling news: i wuz recently informed that there wuz a skwerrel saboteur who last year tried to bring down a jumbo jet full of peepol! check out this story on usatoday.com to read all about it. i dont know about you, but that is just about the skariest thing i haf ever heard. no wonder my peepol refuse to take me for trips on airplanes - they are too dangerous!

closer to home, my poor little brave little benjamin came home today wif a battle wound on his heel! oh no! wut did they do to you my bp? don't worry, ivy will make it better. dog kisses cure anything that ails you.


after dealing wif two skary things in one day i thot it wuz time for me to start studying my new book:

this wuz a christmas present from my good friend jeaner-beaners. how thotful and how timely! a world full of dangers calls for a dangerous dog! that is gonna be me! you can call me danger-dog ivy from now on! woof!