Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Sunday, December 23, 2007


i will read this from a prepared statement: last nite i wuz shocked and dismayed to hear that my lindsay and my randy are accusing me of binky theft. i unnerstand that binkys are disappearing from our house at an alarming rate and i haf heard that my peepol are unable to locate said binkys despite theyr attempts at a "thorough" search of the house; however, i catagorically deny any responsibility for the disappearances (wut wud i do wif a pacifier anyway?) and in fact i mean to do everything in my power to find the real culprits and clear my good name. i suspect skwerrel involvement.

thank you, that is all.
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At 9:41 AM, Blogger Gus said...

Dum - da - Dum Dum

Better get Joe Stains the Detecative to come and investigate. He will clear you!

At 11:03 AM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

This is a very sirius matter! I will use my political power to get to the the bottom of this! It was obviously a skwerrel. They are stupid! You are cute!

At 11:30 AM, Blogger Hana said...

I believe you are innocent, Ivy!!! And I am a dogtective, so I know. Why is it that we are always the first to blame? Not fair.

At 11:37 AM, Blogger Hana said...

Hee hee, Ivy, I just noticed your cry for help in my bloggy comments. I will have to dogponder this some more to figure out who the culprit is! (Um.... shhhh... but, you didn't eat the evidence, did you?)

By the way, my Mom was gonna take paw prints of my paws today, before my bath. But, the kit she bought was too small (~8" I think) to fit the mosaic/ceramic letters on it, my paw prints, and to decorate the stepping stone. So, she is going to get a bigger one (~12"). Just a hint in case you decide to make a stepping stone for you or your BP.

At 12:06 PM, Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

There has obviously been a mistake! You're not a baby and you don't need a binky! You're right, Ivy - it has to be the squirrels!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

At 12:09 PM, Blogger Joe Stains said...

Ivy, check my blog I am on the case. kind of. I might need some help.

At 3:26 PM, Blogger Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Don't worry Ivy... I know of a good attorney (who will represent you for free). I feel you have been framed! And don't worry, your friends will never turn on you - evidence or no evidence!


At 5:11 PM, Blogger Putter said...

OMG! OMG! IVY!!!!!!!! '

I am accussed of that ALL the time here!!!!! Sometimes it is truest ever and sometimes it is NOT!!!!! OMG!!!!! IT is the worst when it is not truest ever and THEY think it IS!!!!!!!!!


Putter ...:)

ps ... I hope your little Brother is doing goodest ever! :)

At 7:17 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

I never try to take things from Hershey's baby so I know you are innocent. Well .... I did take toys and diapers and clothes ... and I did chew up a baby bottle nipple once ....

At 7:23 PM, Blogger Lacy said...

woofies Ivy, me nooooos u not dideded dis...hmmm me bets it wuz da skweels too, revenge....if anybody can help, joe can..iffin him and hana team up, u will have an answer by tonite...good luck...

b safe,

At 8:29 PM, Blogger Snowball said...

Ivy, I believe that you are innocent. What would a pretty lady like you do with a pacifier?


At 8:36 PM, Blogger Joe Stains said...

I have been working all day on this and I believe that I have cracked the case and can offer conclusive evidence to clear your name. Follow those links for your redemption!




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