my new friend Zelda!

hey hey dog friends! you wuddent believe wut happened at my house last nite! my randy made a big pile of meat on the smokey-hot-box (that wuz exciting enuf!) and then my lindsay kept telling me that Zelda wuz coming over. wuts a zelda? i kept asking my peepol but of course nobody ever lissens to ivy so nobody told me.

then i heard cars pulling up in my driveway and next thing i know...there is zelda in my house!

she wuz kinda skared of me which wuz a good thing cuz i took the opportunity to tell her that everything and everyone in my house belonged to me and she cud not touch or sniff or eat anything. i wuzzent sure if she unnerstood so i told her over and over again until i wuz convinced she got the picture.

my randy didnt seem to unnerstand the importance of putting a new dog in her place and he yelled at me a cupple of times wen i told Zelda wut for. he even made me share my toys wif Zelda and she skweeked my skweekygator in her mouth and i had to let her. sheesh! my peepol ask too much of me sumtimes.

so evenshually we kinda decided to get along and we even had our picture taken by my indoor-tree-wif-stuff-on-it. i gess Zelda is ok and maybe she can even come over again sumtime... just as long as she doesn't think she can take my toys home wif her! humph.