he is NOT a bunny!

hey dog friends: i haf sum trubbling news to report. my poor little benjamin is not even a week old yet and my peepol are already confusing his identity. i offer this photo as dogfense exhibit a:

wut is wrong wif the photo you ask? why is ivy taking pictures of sweet little innocent moments between father and son in the middle of the nite as evidence of wrongdoing you ask? well lets just take a look at a close-up of that sweet little scene and you will see for yourself:

aha! my peepol are obviously trying to convince little benjamin that he is a bunny! i first caught my lindsay reading this propaganda book to little bp yesterday and this morning i walked in to find my randy doing the same thing! brainwashing! thats wut it is!

you can tell that benjamin is obviously upset by this and is trying to cover his little ears but alas his motor skills are not yet good enuf to find his ear with his hand.

i think that a dog intervenshun is needed here. i need to start getting involved wif the proper upbringing of this child as a puppy at once! fortunately he has quite a few good dog training uniforms in his drawer... now i just haf to figure out how to get him to start wearing them more often. any ideas from my dog friends?