ungrateful randy

thank you to all my dog friends who liked my omlette instructions. you are all wunderful friends. unfortunately peepol are not always as thotful and nice as dogs.

i asked my lindsay if she liked the dinner i made and she said Ivy, that omlette was wonderful. thank you so much! and then i asked my randy and he kinda looked down and said Yeah, it was good. but i knew better! wut wuz wrong wif it? i asked, staring him rite in the eye. Well, it could have been a little... um, fluffier. he replied. fine! i will just haf to make you another betterer one!

so i set out to make an omlette for brekfast that even a randy cud not complain about. i used three eggs instead of five and this time i put two yolks in wif the cream and left one yolk in wif the rest of the egg whites. that made the eggs whip up much bigger and fluffier and the cream not get so thick and stiff.

then i used a smaller skillet so it had less room to spread out and used even more butter in the skillet (more butter is always better... that is ivy's first rule of cooking!) and i didnt cook it quite as long on the stove and i cooked it at 375 instead of 400 dogrees in the hot cook box.

voila! i think it comed out reelly pretty.

i proudly presented my masterpiece to my randy and asked wut he thot... putting just a little bit of growl into my otherwise sweet voice so he wud get the hint. Oh yeah, Ivy! he said That was the best omlette ever! You can make me an omlette any time!

tee hee! i thot to myself... don't you wish!