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Monday, November 12, 2007

ungrateful randy

thank you to all my dog friends who liked my omlette instructions. you are all wunderful friends. unfortunately peepol are not always as thotful and nice as dogs.

i asked my lindsay if she liked the dinner i made and she said Ivy, that omlette was wonderful. thank you so much! and then i asked my randy and he kinda looked down and said Yeah, it was good. but i knew better! wut wuz wrong wif it? i asked, staring him rite in the eye. Well, it could have been a little... um, fluffier. he replied. fine! i will just haf to make you another betterer one!

so i set out to make an omlette for brekfast that even a randy cud not complain about. i used three eggs instead of five and this time i put two yolks in wif the cream and left one yolk in wif the rest of the egg whites. that made the eggs whip up much bigger and fluffier and the cream not get so thick and stiff.

then i used a smaller skillet so it had less room to spread out and used even more butter in the skillet (more butter is always better... that is ivy's first rule of cooking!) and i didnt cook it quite as long on the stove and i cooked it at 375 instead of 400 dogrees in the hot cook box.

voila! i think it comed out reelly pretty.

i proudly presented my masterpiece to my randy and asked wut he thot... putting just a little bit of growl into my otherwise sweet voice so he wud get the hint. Oh yeah, Ivy! he said That was the best omlette ever! You can make me an omlette any time!

tee hee! i thot to myself... don't you wish!
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At 1:24 PM, Blogger Hana said...

Ivy, now that you have made your famous Ivy Omlettes AND you documented the destructions, ahem, instructions, your Randy can make omlettes for YOU!!

At 1:56 PM, Blogger Shannon said...

That omelette looks mighty yummy. You can come over and make me dinner anytime.

At 3:19 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

oooo! good idea hana! i will haf to ask for omlettes from brekfest every day from now on!

At 3:45 PM, Blogger Tracy said...

It looks good enough to eat!! When is dinner?

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At 5:17 PM, Blogger Murphey said...

Piky, picky, the first one looked good, and the second one, yum! Did you use the second half of the onion and red pepper?


At 5:38 PM, Blogger Barlow Putz said...

too many eggs are not that good for uou ivys ....you will get to look like those fat siberian dogs on army of four

At 5:40 PM, Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

You're truly the hostess with the mostess, Ivy! Can you come to my house and cook for us? We'll pay you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

At 6:22 PM, Blogger Gus said...

Anytime you want to come to our house and cook Ivy, you led us know. Muzzer and I will come and pick you up!

At 9:20 PM, Blogger Lorenza said...

What is wrong with your Randy?? Both omeletes look great! You sure are a good cook!
Have a good night

At 11:39 PM, Blogger Tippy said...

I had to hold my mom back - she was licking the screen

At 5:55 PM, Blogger Lacy said...

woofies Ivy me fought the 1st one lookeded good too..i finks ur randy jus wanted seconds..heehee..

b safe,

At 12:22 AM, Blogger Hana said...

Ivy, there is a saying that goes something like this:

Give a Randy an omlette, and he will ask for more free omlettes. Teach a Randy how to fish for omlettes, and he can go fishing for omlettes himself!

At 3:06 AM, Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh ivy..bad move...now that your randy and lindsy konw you can cook...they will want you to do everything....that is not good news...pretty soon you better make someting that makes them a little sick or something....so you can be off the hook

At 10:32 AM, Blogger Daniel Barlow said...

butter is the bestest step in making ommeletes, we know because sometimes oue medicine is buried in butter

At 9:20 AM, Blogger Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Oh, yummy, yummy! We have not been around leaving comments lately and we come to catch up and get to ready about yummy omelettes! Food is always a good topic. We also see that BP is still waiting to make a grand entrance! We are glad to see there is still some space for Ivy on her Lindays's lap. We can see how much Lindsay loves Ivy.

Hana is right, Randy needs to make omelettes for you!

At 8:33 PM, Blogger Hana said...

Well you three... any interesting news? Since no news is no news, then I am gonna say 11/19, just like Copper! And that's it!!! :-) I am going to be away for a little bit, but I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving with little BP!

At 10:41 AM, Blogger Barlow Putz said...

oh so hana is guessing again, am i surprised, actually no....don't let her screw with your dog heads, she will have 10000000 guesses, but she is still clueless....when will she ever learn, oh my


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