doghibits B and C
gentledogs and bitches of the jury, i present to you more evidence in the case of the bunnification of baby ben. first is doghibit B, another book of propaganda that my peepol haf been reading to my benjamin in the hours of the morning wen he is tired and least able to resist the long-eared rodent influence:
and as if that were not enuf, i haf also made a great personal sacrifice and dredged up a tortuous episode in my own dog life that i wud rather forget... last easter or maybe the easter before that, my peepol tried to make me into a bunny! yes, this criminal behavior has actually been observed in my peepol in a prior incident!
as you can plainly see, this made me sick and nearly killed me. it wuz only by my quick thinking and even quicker head-shaking reflexes that i managed to escape.
so how say you jury? wut is your verdict?