Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Sunday, December 23, 2007

acquitted!

thank you thank you thank you to dogtective joe stains! he found evidence of the real culprits and cleared me of all charges.
so it wuz cats all this time!! i shudda known. i thot it wuz skwerrels cuz i haf made sum cat friends recently and they seemed not so bad but i gess you just cant trust a cat.

incidentally it seems that the evil cats hid the evidence of theyr crime in a corner of my benjamin's vibrating rocky-chair, ware my lindsay found it about an hour ago. sneaky cats!

thanks to my excellent dog friends! i luv you joe stains!

10 Comments:

At 9:47 PM, Blogger Gus said...

glad Joe could solve the problem. Dem cats is no good. Be sure to protect BP from them.

kissies
gus

 
At 11:25 PM, Blogger Lacy said...

woofies Ivy!!! me knew Mr Stains cood solve u problem...hmmm sooo it wuz dat evil-chair-dat-rocks?? now, did u git sumthin good fur dem blamin u....cats can b good, butttt u can never quiet trust 'em...

b safe,
;)lacylulu

 
At 11:45 PM, Blogger Joe Stains said...

This was a tough one to crack, couldn't get a lot of cooperation with the holidays coming up. BUT I have some good sources, so let me know if you ever need help again! Just don't ask on Tuesdays because that is Tanners day to blog and he can barely find his way out of bed most days.

 
At 3:42 AM, Blogger Snowball said...

Congratulations, Ivy, on having you name cleared finally. Those are some evil kitties.

Luv,
Snowball

 
At 5:46 AM, Blogger Duke said...

We knew you were innocent all along, Ivy! Nasty cats!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Wowzers! If anypup can get to the truth, it's Detective Joe Stains! He's so COOL!
You just can't reeeeeaaaalllllyyyy trust kitties, can you?
Play bows,
Zim

 
At 2:22 PM, Blogger H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

good news! Maybe I should ban stupid cats when I'm President!

 
At 5:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We knew you were not guilty!!

Hugs,
Sitka

 
At 6:55 PM, Blogger Platoon of Four said...

They always blame us dogs and all those sneaky cats should get the blame! Because they are the ones that do it and thinks it's us all the time because "cat's rule, dog's drool". Jasper Belle our cat, is the cat we really hate.

-Sadie

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

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