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Saturday, June 30, 2007

how not to cook

my randy cookeded dinner for the peepol tonight. he cooked yummy smelling meat on sticks outside in the box-that-you-shudnt-touch-cuz-its-hot, then he came in wif the meat sticks to watch movies on the magic window wif me and lindsay. after they ate most of that yummy-smelling food (which i didnt get any of by the way!) randy jumped up and said a funny word that i didnt know... asparagus! he said.

wen he came back inside, he brot in sum food that smelled like the meat but didnt look the same; for sum reason my peepol didnt want to eat it! i saw my chance, so i looked reelly pretty - as pretty as i cud and asked for sum. wonder of wonders my randy laughed and said ok ivy! if you really want a taste! and i said oh yes! oh yes i do! so he held out a piece of it and i opened my mouth and... bleah! wut is that stuff?!?

that is definately not how to cook food!
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15 Comments:

At 10:30 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Yuck Ivy! I wouldn't eat that Asparagus if I were you. Asparagus is really yuccy ... even if it isn't burned on the 'don't touch it cause it's hot' box.

 
At 12:09 AM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ivy.
Did you want to eat those burned asparagus?? Why?? this time your Randy was mean!!
Besos
Lorenza

 
At 12:12 AM, Blogger Hana said...

Usually I wish the computer could transport food, but not this time.

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger Gus said...

Ivy: Aspara GUS is named after me! I eat it sometimes, but only if it is still crunchy. Tell your Randy that GUS says not to cook the aspara so much

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger Maggie said...

I've never had asparagus before that was burned - just raw! It's really very yummy stuff!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger Bruce the Bird Dog said...

Hee hee! Oh my dogness....those are some crispy veggies...thank you for nominating my lobster picture!! I feel silly, but if I win an award it will be worth it.

 
At 4:43 PM, Blogger Freda said...

Hey Ivys,

Looks like your randys needs LOTS of helps with his aspergrass cookin'. My peeps went to the Stockton Aspergrass Festival several years ago and they said the aspergrass there was reeeallys good. So to help out your randys I'm sendin' you this link, http://www.asparagusfest.com/. Go to Good Eatin' and then click on Recipes. Hope it helps.

Good thing you didn't eat anys of that green and blacks stuffs. Your pee would have smelled reeeallys bad. WAITS! Maybe you should have eaten it. After markin' your yards, that would reeeallys keep the skwerls away. Neatos! Arf! Arf!

Good lucks with teachin' your randys how to cooks. Feel sorrys for you.

Wuufs!

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At 8:54 PM, Blogger Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Woo Ivy... How did Randy manage to do such a thing? I have had it before, but I didn't like it either!
Hugs,
Sitka

P.S. I finished my interview about my mom.. check it out when you have time.

 
At 8:56 PM, Blogger The Husky in the Window said...

Ivy, they would not share the main course, but wanted to share the asparagus? Yuck. How rude! We don't eat that either, so you didn't miss anything.
MayaMarie

 
At 1:46 AM, Blogger Ronin_The_Pug said...

Iaics! Asparagus? Bleah! Did you eat it? Hugs!

 
At 4:10 AM, Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Ivy,
Those asparagus just looked WRONG!! It's so black and I bet they tasted nasty. :(

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger Ricky Pepper said...

humphhh asparaguses? Better things come out of that hot box than those burned sticks!
Come to my house Ivy and my mommy will makey you some biscuits that come out of the inside hot box.
wags wags!
Ricky Roooooooo

 
At 5:58 PM, Blogger Barlow Putz said...

WOULD ANY OF THAT ASSPARAGRASS RAISE YOUR BLOOD SUGAR, SADIE IS A DIABETIC

 
At 6:04 AM, Blogger Gaucho and Verdi said...

Hello, I warn you that from today our blogs also write in English too, this way me you understand.
A big hug.

 
At 7:14 PM, Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh IVY you were so bare to put the paragas stuff in your mouff...i dont eat vegables...i hate vegable....except when daddy is eating baby carrots...we share..i get half...but that paragas stuff looks grossssssssss

 

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