how not to cook
my randy cookeded dinner for the peepol tonight. he cooked yummy smelling meat on sticks outside in the box-that-you-shudnt-touch-cuz-its-hot, then he came in wif the meat sticks to watch movies on the magic window wif me and lindsay. after they ate most of that yummy-smelling food (which i didnt get any of by the way!) randy jumped up and said a funny word that i didnt know... asparagus! he said.
wen he came back inside, he brot in sum food that smelled like the meat but didnt look the same; for sum reason my peepol didnt want to eat it! i saw my chance, so i looked reelly pretty - as pretty as i cud and asked for sum. wonder of wonders my randy laughed and said ok ivy! if you really want a taste! and i said oh yes! oh yes i do! so he held out a piece of it and i opened my mouth and... bleah! wut is that stuff?!?
that is definately not how to cook food!