snow! snow! snow?
hey hey dog friends! you will never believe wut i saw today... i wuz in my back yard minding my own business and patrolling for skwerrels wen i heard my peepol calling to me from my front yard. the storm that got sandy all wet also blew down a bunch of branches from the big tree in front of my house and the silly peepol were putting all those branches in my dog car. so i wuz reelly surprised to hear them say "hey ivy! come out here! its snowing!"
i just had to see that so i ran out front and sure enuf there wuz white stuff in the air and on the ground and all over the place! whoa! cool!
but wen i went to play in it the snow wuz not cold and it didnt stick to my paws and it just wuzzent fun at all. leave it to peepol to take all the fun out of snow. huh!
it has been a busy week for the evil skwerrels! i heard from the Ao4 that an evil skwerrel plotted and tried to wipe out simba from this dog world! good thing simba had a dog army to back him up. and i heard from gus and hershey that a crazed skwerrel wuz attacking peepol in germany until a 72-year old man whacked the skwerrel wif his crutch. yikes! i dont know wut a crutch is but i think i want one!
and most disturbing of all wuz wen i read on the Army of Four's bloggy that there seems to be a massive skwerrel gathering of some sort at a golf course in pittsburgh!
after doing sum research wif my randy about rodents at golf courses, i am very worried that these skwerrels mite be invincible! oh the horror! i will keep a very sharp lookout to the west for advancing lines of enemy skwerrels.