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Saturday, May 19, 2007

they sit on cats dont they?

ok ok so i haf finally dragged my randy over to my dog pooter so i cud show you all wut torcher i am enduring.

at first i wuz happy wen my peepol told me we wud be cat-sitting. oh boy! i thot... i wud luv to sit on cats! but that wuzzent wut they meant.

this is the cat who rules the house ware we are staying. wen i met him the first time i told him that i wuz there to cat sit and he said nothing at all (wich wuz kinda skary) and then fixed me with those big eyes of his and talked rite into my head and told me that if i so much as got near him wif my dog behindly in a sitting position he wud rip me a new one. i dont know exactly wut that meant but it sounded reelly skary!

here we are on the back porch. the big cat told me that he has a magic gold talisman on his collar that allows him to vaporize dogs just by thinking bad thots about them. that sounded like a cat fib to me but i am kinda afraid to find out for sure.


here i am eating frosty paws in the cat kitchen. my peepol were so mean they let the cat taste my frosty paws first! but he didnt like it so i got to haf the whole thing myself. whew! wut were my peepol thinking? if you want to know whether frosty paws tastes as good wif a cat watching you the answer is yes!

i wunder if my dog friends who haf cat experience can help me learn how to live around this big skary cat. can they reelly vaporize you? is it bad if they rip you a new one? a new what? do i even want to know? help me!

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23 Comments:

At 3:05 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Oh Ivy...wow you are brave! I used to have friends that had a cat in the home too...she could be fun...but also scary too...when cats say they will 'rip you a new one' you better watch out that means they take their claws out and swipe at your face and hiss and stuff you DON'T want that to happen...as for the vaporizing...it's a cat fib, I know that cuz another dog who would think bad cat thoughts didn't get vaporized BUT he did get ripped a new one! Us good doggies who leave the cat alone when she said so laughed at him he acted really dumb to make a cat mad!
So my advice is to just do what the cat says and leave him alone when he says too...

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

OOPS Sorry I forgot to sign my name...it's me China who wrote that....Madie never met a cat before...and Mom is allergic!
Licks'n'Sniffs,
China

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger hershey the doglet said...

ivy, cats lie all the time. nixon is a huge lier! nixon has a magic medallion that he wears around his neck and he told me it gives him magical powers. he taunts me cause he can jump really high and he gets to do business in the house in his special box. we like to play though, sometimes he hisses at me but i know he is really a big sissy deep down. his mean side is a front, deep down i think he might be nice. maybe. or maybe not. i am going to post a video of us playing as soon as mom and dad can edit it a bit. your randy is cool that he can edit video real well. does he have a mac? mom and dad wish they had a mac so they could edit video easy

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger MaPaw said...

I bet that cat is bluffing. Did you try yelling WOOF! at it? I would try that.
-Magnum

 
At 10:49 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Yeah Ivy ... yell 'woof' if he gets close to you. The thing about cats is that they have really sharp places and can hurt you if they want to. And they can do it FAST!! My advice is to stay a good distance away, don't play with him, watch your back and give him lots of room.

Oh, that vaporize thing is a lie though. He can't do that.

 
At 11:00 PM, Blogger Gus said...

Ivy...please be careful, cats may not have magic, but they have enuf mean to make up for it! Woof is good, but too many woofs might make the cat mad. That would not be good, so try one and gradually increase.

We will send muzzer to church to pray for you

 
At 11:47 PM, Blogger Zach said...

Cats, ugh. Keep far, far away.

 
At 12:09 AM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ivy. I don't have any experience with cats but I've heard they are mean sometimes. Be careful and not get to close to them.
Have a good night!
Lorenza

 
At 12:29 AM, Blogger hana said...

Oh boy, I am glad I don't have to do any darn cat sitting! They sure sound mean!

 
At 7:24 AM, Blogger Tasha & Eva said...

Hey Ivy, Tasha here. Don't believe the stupid things that cat tells you! He can't vaporize you. Getting "Ripped a new one" doesn't sound very fun but I think he's just saying that cuz he's scared of you. Don't get him too mad cuz he's got sharp claws! You don't want a bloody nose. Keep an eye on that devious cat! Belly Rubs, Tasha

 
At 8:05 AM, Blogger e said...

Hey Ivy
Be very careful.... very very careful.

Cats don't like me but I love chasing them and stalking them!!

Fei

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Ivy: Beware the claw! Beware!
Tail wags,
Stormy

 
At 10:47 PM, Blogger Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey Ivy, That cat looks kinda big..maybe as big as me. They can be quite mean..the younger ones seem ok. Stay away from their claws - they are fast and very catty. hehe..

 
At 11:40 PM, Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh ivy...all you need to know is that there talking is all talk,,just stay clear of the swat...sometimes the swat isnt so fun....my stupid cata isnt afraid of anything....she is just big old and mean...but zippy...now there is a cat that a dog can love...

 
At 12:26 AM, Blogger Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Ivy,
Be vewwwyy careful of that puddy tat. He looks eeevil. Does he have claws?? If so, stay vewwwyy far away from him. He could claw up your pwetty nose. If he doesn't have claws, then bark & bark at him to scawwee him away, hehehehehe!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

 
At 1:18 AM, Blogger Sparky said...

Hah, cats. The stupid furballs. Better be careful. ;)

(Don't let my human know that I just called cats stupid... she'd scold me good)

Sparky

 
At 1:01 AM, Blogger Bella said...

wow Ivy that looks like one big scarey cat - watch out for them sharp claws

Wuffs
Bella

 
At 2:53 AM, Blogger Ronin_The_Pug said...

Ivy! You are so brave! I think you just have to ignore the cat.

 
At 1:41 AM, Blogger hana said...

Hey Ivy, I am tagging you to tell your story about how you started blogging. See my "I Wanna Know" post! Then, tag 3 others.

 
At 5:46 PM, Blogger Murphey said...

Did you tell that cat it was fat? That's what I bark that the cat next door and it leaves me alone.

Murph

 
At 9:31 AM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Hey Ivy, I hope the cat hasn't hurt you and that you will get off him and come blog. We miss you.

 
At 5:29 PM, Blogger hana said...

Yeah, are you okay Ivy! Did that fat cat sit on YOU?

 
At 12:50 AM, Blogger Cubby said...

I'm glad you're back home now! Cats are scary!

 

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