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Thursday, October 05, 2006

chocklit cake!

pleeze pleeze oh pleeze wont sumbody tell my peepol that chocklit is for dogs? they never ever share wif me! every time i ask to haf sum the peepol say no no ivy, chocolate is not for dogs! you wud be sick! and i say no no peepol! how can you say it wud make me sick if you haf never given me any?

but it is no use. they never let me haf even a bit!

this time my peepol made a reelly yummy smelling chocklit cake for allen on his birfday. now allen is a good friend of mine... he picked me up wen it wuz raining and he let me stay at his house wile my peepol were gone and he even gave me dog cookies. so allen deserves a nice cake.

but wut about ivy? i never get a chocklit cake for my birfday and i am such a good dog! my peepol tell me all the time that i am a good dog but they never make me a chocklit cake! is that fair?


At 8:13 PM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...


At 8:19 PM, Blogger Shannon said...

Have your parents make you cake with carob. It is a chocolate substitute and completely puppy safe!!

Best of both worlds


At 8:43 PM, Blogger Freda said...


Your mom better hide that cake or my typist is gonna run over and eat it all up! He says its looks reeeeeally delish and pretty, too. He can smell it. And he can taste the smooth chocolate and he...

STOP! I think it's time for him to eat dinner. He is a never-to-recover chocoholic. One two one two (one )of his favorite movin' pictures is Daze of Port and Chocolate with Mr. Lemon (Lemmon).

Whoa! I better go too. That looks soooo good!

Tell your mom she is a great bakeress.

And bark your buddy, Allen, Happy B-Day and that he is sooooo lucky! MMMMmmmmm....

I guess we have to settle for that carob stuff, like Shannon wrote. ARRGGGGG!


At 9:08 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Ivy that cake looks yummy. Pershaps you can lick the beater??

At 9:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is how to get the cake ... go to the front door, bark, bark, bark, jump on the door, scratch, scratch, scratch, bark, bark, bark. When your peepol go to see what is the matter dash back into the kitchen and grab the cake. Don't tell anyone I told you to do this or I'll get in truble!!!

At 9:10 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Is your Lindsey on her knees? She looks short in that picture.

At 9:14 PM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

dear friend ivy,
our sis gave us carob cookies once, which are *supposed* to taste like chocolate, but having never tasted chocolate we cannot confirm it. of course we gobbled them up and they were quite yummy, but we would still like to try the real thing...just to be on the safe side!

At 10:26 PM, Blogger Dachsies Rule said...

Ivy, we hope you get cake but Shannon is right. Carob only. Chocolate can do really bad things to doggies (and kitties). Dr. Susan is a vet and she has blogged about how bad chocolate is for doggies. So no chocolate for Ivy because we don't want anything bad to happen to Ivy.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

At 10:26 PM, Blogger Dachsies Rule said...

And no chocolate for Tubey either.

R, S & A

At 12:00 AM, Blogger Ender said...

Hey Ivy, tell your people to make you a carrot cake or something...hey, tell them you want a pumpkin pie...what else are they gonna do with pam and ken?

At 12:41 AM, Blogger Sunshade said...

You know what you should do? You should find a chocolate cake recipe, print it out, and replace wherever the word "chocolate" appears with "carob", and then stick the recipe somewhere visible for your hooman!!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

At 11:20 AM, Blogger Beasley said...

Poor Ivy...no choklit cake. My mommy never gives me choklit cake or choklit cookies or brownies even though she makes them all the time.

Ender is right though...carrot cake is good (so I've heard). My cousin Chestnut ate a whole one in 30 seconds.

At 5:20 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Maybe they could give you a watermelon instead? Or a punkin pie!
PS: Storm posted an interesting picture on our blog and linked to your blog today. You might want to check it out!

At 8:52 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

hey hey tubey! it looks like we are banned from chocklit cake my friend. did you see all the dogs who dont want us to haf any? geez!

i like zach's evil genius plan. he is very smart! the only problum is that if both my peepol go to the door then they wud know it musta been me who took theyr cake!

carrot cake and carob cake sound like they mite be worth trying. hey if my peepol give me cake at all i gess i am doing pretty good huh?


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