pleeze pleeze oh pleeze wont sumbody tell my peepol that chocklit is for dogs? they never ever share wif me! every time i ask to haf sum the peepol say no no ivy, chocolate is not for dogs! you wud be sick! and i say no no peepol! how can you say it wud make me sick if you haf never given me any?
but it is no use. they never let me haf even a bit!
this time my peepol made a reelly yummy smelling chocklit cake for allen on his birfday. now allen is a good friend of mine... he picked me up wen it wuz raining and he let me stay at his house wile my peepol were gone and he even gave me dog cookies. so allen deserves a nice cake.
but wut about ivy? i never get a chocklit cake for my birfday and i am such a good dog! my peepol tell me all the time that i am a good dog but they never make me a chocklit cake! is that fair?