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Friday, July 13, 2007

the toy that is not for ivy!

well dog friends... it has begun. hershey warned me about it and now it has happened. there is a fuzzy new toy in my house that i cannot chew on!

i thot it wuz a wunderful new addition to my family of fuzzy toys but wen i tried to take him and christen him my lindsay said in her voice-that-must-be-obeyed: no ivy! not for you! i cuddent believe my ears so i tried to take him again and got the same response!

wen turbo is president i hope he makes a law that babies cant own toys before they are even born! how wrong is that? the baby shuddent mind if i play wif the toy just a little bit rite now!

i listened very carefully to wut my peepol were saying all this week and i found out that BP is a boy. so now we need to haf a dog vote to name him. i nominate toy-stealer as a very appropriate name. anydog else haf some good ideas? i will take your name ideas and then haf a vote to see wich is the most popular dog name. who cares wut the peepol think? dog names are the best!

vote for your favoritest dog names here:
Turbo (suggested by Roxie Sammy & Andy):

Purina (suggested by tippy):

Iams (suggested by Ivy):

Mitch (suggested by Maggie):

Gus (suggested by Gus):

Peter Paul Pargman (suggested by Gussie's Muzzer):

Hershopper (suggested by Hershey and Copper):

Mr. Mary-Maragaret (suggested by Mary-Margaret):

Jivey-Wivy Oy Vei (suggested by Zach):

Little Pooper (suggested by MJ):

Ivy Jr. (suggested by Hana masquerading as Bill):

Puppy P. Pargman (the name of Randy's Dad's childhood toy):

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At 12:54 AM, Blogger Tippy said...

Ivy, I like the name Purina. I also think that you shud get to play wit the baby toys now, you wont want to after the baby slobbers all over them.

At 5:44 AM, Blogger Duke said...

I like the name Mitch, after my little brother! He's pretty good most of the time and doesn't have too many accidents in the house. Maybe it's in the name???
hummmmmmmm I'm thinking there are going to be lots of toys that they don't want you to touch Ivy. I guess you need to get used to it now. Sorry.

Love ya lots,

At 7:28 AM, Blogger Roxie, Sammy, Andy and Shermie said...

Ivy, maybe you can get them to name him Turbo. How cool would it be to have boy named after the ruler of the world? You could say "I know Turbo" and get all kind of treats. Just keep it quiet that your Turbo is only a human.

At 7:39 AM, Blogger H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Although Tippy & Maggie have good suggestions for names, you can't beat the ever wise logic of Roxie, Sammy, and Andy with their choice!!

Yes, I agree that baby humans shouldn't get toys before they are born! I'm banning that!

(BTW, there is a human guy who lives in my town whose first name is TURBO and his middle name is STEEL.)

At 9:07 AM, Blogger Gus said...

I am very fond of Gus, and would be proud to share it with your new brother.

However, muzzer likes alliteration, and says maybe Peter Paul Parmagan would be nice.

At 10:59 AM, Blogger The Husky in the Window said...

Oh Ivy, you are gonna have to be very strong and not take the baby's toys. You can do it! We will all be here to support you during this new experience.
I tagged you about a time capsule.
Oh, and I vote for Turbo.

At 11:45 AM, Blogger Putz said...


At 1:46 PM, Blogger Ender said...

My mom always liked the name Parker for my brother, but dad said that he would always think of the show Parker Lewis can't loose, and dad liked the name Grant but mom dated someone named Grant so that would have been weird, so he is now going to be Luke. Naming a baby can be tricky!

At 4:38 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Hmm... there's always "Dave" - but how weird for a biped! I go for Turbo!

At 5:54 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Well, if you combine our names you get Hopper, how about that? Or maybe Hershopper... yeah, that's better. No one in his 1st grade class would have that name.

At 5:56 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

I would also just like to comment that we can all tell that your Randy really works in the computer business, making votie things with stars.

Hey, is the baby going to call your peepol Randy and Lindsey too?

At 6:06 PM, Blogger Princess Eva and Brice said...

Too bad it is not a girl. They could have named it Ivy II. You won't be able to share BP's toys but I'm sure that he'll share his food. YUM!!

Mom likes to name everything Bob but we vote for Turbo.

Belly rubs,

At 7:10 PM, Blogger Mary-Margaret O'Brien said...

Dear Ivy: Too bad the peepol puppy is a boy or you could name it after MEEEE - Mary-Margaret. Maybe you could name it after me anyway. Might make one heck of a fighter our of him. :o)

Love, Mary-Margaret

At 7:15 PM, Blogger H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Ivy, drop by my blog today to receive your award and thanks for your inspiration.

At 12:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey no fair ... you're voting before all the suggestions are in.. and I was so going to think up a great name, sigh. Have you noticed that some peepol names are very weird? So how about Bivy, or Chivy, Divy, Fivy, Givy, Hivy, Jivey, Kivy, Livy, Mivy, Nivey, Oi vey, Pivy, Quivy, Rivy, Sivy, Tivy, Vivy, Wivy, Xivy, Yivy, or Zivy.

At 3:47 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

turbo it´s grate...

At 2:43 PM, Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

i think you should name the baby little pooper...that is all they are anyhow...and food droppers...but little pooper would be a good name....

At 3:06 PM, Blogger Bill Tamerlane said...

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At 3:43 PM, Blogger Marie said...

Toy stealer for SURE! I don't think babies should be able to own toys before they are born either. I hope I never have to share toys with a baby! ...but there is always the adventure of trying to steal them back from the baby???? :)

At 6:48 PM, Blogger Marley said...

Don't worry about the baby too much. We're gonna have one at our house soon too, and Tadpole says that they drop lots of food! So it can't be that bad, right?

At 7:14 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

My Mom says this sorta dates her but she thought of something funny ... if they name the baby Peter Paul Pargman AND then they later have a girl baby and name HER Mary ... then they'll have Peter Paul and Mary. Look it up Ivy and explain it to Randy and Lindsey ... they are too young to understand that joke.

At 10:45 PM, Blogger Hana said...

I was gonna say you should name your baby Hana, after me, but I see MaryMargaret beat me to it and says you should name the baby after her. Or, Ivy is a good name. He can be Ivy Jr. He won't know if his name is a boy or a girl's name until later when he's in school and people make fun of him.

My mom has always liked the name Kevin. And, she seemed to always like guys named Chris back in elementary school. Haha! She was stupid, huh? She should have liked boys who would share their food, not those whose names were Chris.

Are ya gonna redo the votes after all the suggestions are in?

At 10:45 PM, Blogger Hana said...

By the way, BP was a pretty good name too.

At 10:48 PM, Blogger Bill Tamerlane said...

Oopsie Ivy, thanks for catching that. I'm not too good at masquerading if you can figure out that it's still me, huh? I reposted my comment.

By the way again, I just notice "oopsie" is almost like "poopsie" :-)

At 10:49 PM, Blogger Bill Tamerlane said...

Oh poop, I did it again, didn't I? I give up!!!!!!

At 3:29 PM, Blogger Murphey said...

Ya know, even with only a new puppy in the house I hear, "no Murph, that toy isn't for you." Why does Reilly need toys anyway, he can watch me play with mine!


At 11:41 PM, Blogger Freda said...

Hey Ivys,

Like Hana barked, BP is cooools. You are alreadys barkin' the new kid 'BP'. How abouts BeeP?

I read somewhere's that a dog's name should haves 1,2 1,2 two parts and ends with a fowl. But a dummys peep said that.

And what's with this 'No, Ivys' stuffs?
You've got a longs row to hoe, buddy!



At 11:30 AM, Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Poop Maker sounds good...


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