the trojan tree!
oh dog friends! wut evil thing has come into my house? just look and see:
my peepol went out and wen they came back they brot this tree inside wif them. now everydog knows that trees do not belong inside your house, but i think this tree is even more wrong than that. i think it is the invasion vehicle of a skwerrel plot to take over my house! i know that skwerrels live in trees and they are very good at hiding in the branches. so who is to say that there aren't thousands of skwerrels hiding out in the branches of this tree just waiting for me to fall asleep so they can burst out on us! i will haf to be vigilent, dog friends. no sleep for ivy til that trojan tree is gone!