my benjamin got ouched!
this morning my benjamin got ouched right on his eyelid!
i didnt see it happen but i sure heard it... so i came running in and asked him wut happened. my benjamin said that he wuz fighting a fierce four-legged sea creature and it looked like it had surrendered but then it suddenly hit him in the eye wif one of its legs!
see, here is the culprit, still pretending to be innocent:
so i thot i wud tell him a little poem to make him feel better
The Dread Pirate Benjamin: King of the Sea!
The Dread Pirate Benjamin, fearless is he!
The sailors all fear him, they see him and flee;
Even though he's as tall as the shortest one's knee.
That seemed to cheer him up a bit. Tee hee! Ivy to the rescue!