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Monday, July 16, 2007

i will train him

 

look what aunt claire sent to me! it is a training uniform for BP. someday he will be the bestest dog ever. he will chase skweerls and sit and stay and run thru the dog door and go for walks and eat cookies... wait. only i will eat the cookies. i can't wait to roll in the mud with my BP. BP must mean best puppy.
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19 Comments:

At 8:34 PM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

My Human thinks that uniform is cute. Do you think I could get a really big one for her?

 
At 9:32 PM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ivy
I can't wait to see you training your BP!
Sure will be lots of fun!
Have a good night
Lorenza

 
At 10:34 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Hey, that's my Mom's name ... Claire! She is also Aunt Claire and Nana Claire. Cool.

 
At 11:43 PM, Blogger Freda said...

You're rights, Ivys.
KEEP THE COOKIES!!!

Wuufs!

Ƨ

 
At 12:56 AM, Blogger Zach said...

Good plan!

 
At 9:12 AM, Blogger Gus said...

Ivy: From the notes Toby left in the secret dog place in our yard before he went to the bridge, here are some tips.

1. Babies are constant sources of food.
2. It is the job of the dog in the house to keep the baby clean. This mostly involves licking the face and hands repeatedly to remove food. see number 1
3. If the baby needs to be changed, you must take a position as close to the offending smell as possible and refuse to move your nose. Humans can sometimes ignore smells that a dog will respond to quickly.
4. Do not attempt to eat or roll in the diapers.
5. Patience is a virtue. Soon your baby P will be able to run and play with you. Warning! Keep your tail out of reach

I share these tips because muzzer is too old to have a baby for me, and E.Rabbit and E.Beth are too busy. Can I visit yours, they sound fascinating.

 
At 11:49 AM, Blogger Ender said...

You will have to start out with things like roll over and high fives! I keep telling my parents to get a bib for our baby that says 'I'm the little brother' and then I can get a shirt that says 'I'm the big brother'!

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger MaPaw said...

Good idea getting the training gear early. Do not forget to train BP not to grab and pull. That behavior can be unpleasant to say the least.
-Magnum

 
At 5:24 PM, Blogger Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Ivy, don't forget to train the BP to know that you are the alpha!!!
Hugs,
Sitka

 
At 11:43 PM, Blogger Bruce the Bird Dog said...

Ivy, you will be the best trainer ever, and I'm glad you and your lindsay and your randy like the uniform. Can you teach the BP to make pizza and then send him to our house? That would be most premium!

 
At 2:27 AM, Blogger Ronin_The_Pug said...

Cute! I think you'll be a great teacher Ivy!

 
At 3:57 AM, Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

wow...BP new uniform has pictures of IVY on it..that must mean you are in charge...yummy...baby cookies are so yummy...you should get your randy to buy you some so you can practice eating them...that was you will be perfect when you teach the baby

 
At 11:08 AM, Blogger e said...

awwww Congrats Ivy!!!!
BPs are fun!!!!!

Don't forget to lick their toes for loads of squeals and laughter!

Fei

 
At 11:28 AM, Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Ivy,
So it's true huh..BP is a Male Hairless Pup. Oh gosh, I hope he doesn't start marking around the house!!

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Charlie Kelley-Church said...

Luckie Girl is right! Don't stand too close to BP when he is being changed of his diapers. Males sometimes unexpectantly make arcing marks (or so my mom says). I can think of no better trainer than Ivy. If you get really good at it, maybe you could form your own institute for training BPs.

C-K-C

 
At 7:39 PM, Blogger Ginger said...

Hey Ivy!

I think Gus has some great tips - Toby must have been a very smart pup! You're gonna have a lot of fun when BP finally arrives!

BTW my mom is going to leave me with my dad this weekend and visit her family in F-burg,VA - where YOU live! If you see her, give her a lick for me cuz I'm gonna miss her. You'll recognize her by the smell of her hands - they smell like hot dogs & fresh tennis balls.
Ginger

 
At 8:56 PM, Blogger Tasha & Eva said...

Hi Ivy. There is no better dog to train the BP than you! He will give you lots of stuff to clean up. Just think of the dogventures you two will have! Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva.

 
At 9:57 PM, Blogger Pacco de Mongrel said...

hey ivy,

is that clothing meant for u?? it looks rather cute...

 
At 9:25 PM, Blogger Gus said...

Dear Ivy Paws: My muzzer would be happy to read a book for you to listen to...we will work on it when we get back to Azrizona, OK?

Also, Babies are good for reading. Muzzers and Dads do lots of reading to babies, my parents read to E.Rabbit and E.Beth even while they were still "in utero" whatever that is! And there are many pictures of the dog of the Day, Tobias Bowtias, listening as the bedtime stories were read.

Just hang around that kid a lot! It seems there are almost enough benefits to offset the bad stuff.

 

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