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Thursday, July 19, 2007

holy flying ben and jerry!

hey hey dog friends and girl-girl! you are not going to believe wut just happened... there i wuz in my living room carefully watching my randy grunting and prying at a ben and jerrys chubby hubby ice cream wif a spoon wen all of a sudden a chunk of ice cream popped out and flew thru the air and landed on the floor rite at my feet!

i moved reelly quick but not as quick as my randy said no! no! not the ice cream ivy! and i am such a good girl that i stopped rite there... just about to lick that ice cream... and my randy scooped it up and he threw it away!

now i wuz sad to not get the ice cream but i thot it wuz unfair that nobody got to eat it. if he didnt want it why didnt he let me haf it?

but anyway i got a lot of ear scratches and a good-girl ivy and i got a yummy cookie. but not quite as yummy as ice cream. *sigh* wut can a poor dog do?
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who knows wut is next? flying steak? flying butter? mmmmmmm.... butter!

13 Comments:

At 9:56 PM, Blogger The Husky in the Window said...

Oh Ivy, that was close! And right by your feet!
Don't be too upset, your Randy was probably saving you from getting a tummy ache and you did get scratches and a cookie. But, as you said, who knows?? Flying steak? Let us know if this happens.
MayaMarie

 
At 10:11 PM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ivy.
You sure are a good girl. I wouldn't obey if that ice cream got right by my feet!
Take care
Lorenza

 
At 10:21 PM, Blogger hershey the doglet said...

i had a flying pork tenderloin once!! nixon dropped it on the floor for me! its the ONLY time i liked cats. oh oh lots of food will be flying in about a year!!!! you will have a food flinging baby!!

 
At 6:29 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

you reelly think so hershey? oh boy! a food-flinging baby wud be sooooo cool!

 
At 7:59 AM, Blogger Maggie said...

Does the chubby hubby have chocolate in it? He saved you Ivy! Your dad is a hero and so are you for listening to him! He's a good man to reward you with a cookie!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

 
At 9:02 AM, Blogger Gus said...

Oh Ivy, you really are a good girl. You deserve a medal and a treat and lots of scratchies.

If I were you, I would consider not obeying when it comes to flying steak!

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Poor Ivy....that is always a bummer! That's happened to us too (not like that exactly though) and we are very good girls and stop too, but hey at least they feel guilty and give us a cookie right? And I've heard them mention "you can't have chocolate it will hurt you" whatever that means but maybe it had chocolate in it...you wouldn't want to die would you?
Licks'n'Sniffs,
China & Madie

 
At 12:04 PM, Blogger Freda said...

Whoa, Ivys!

Close calls. What a well mannered but hungrys pooch. If that had happened to me and it was flyin' choco insteads, my dad would have said and done the same things but he would have washed off the choco and eaten its. He's a choco-bawlic ya knows. He bawls when he can't have his chocos.

Wuufs!

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At 7:49 PM, Blogger Hana said...

It seems like the ice cream landing at your feet was like fate. How dare of Randy to interfere with fate!

If it's true what the others said about chokolit being in it, then my response to that is that you've eaten a whole bar of chokolit before, so it would have been okay for you to eat that one spoonful of ice cream that the doggods sent from heaven. Besides, who knows... maybe it was carob.

Did I manage to convince your Randy to have another go at this and this time let you have the ice cream? I hope he reconsiders it.

 
At 8:05 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

You tell your Randy that I eat ice cream ... sometimes .... it's yummy. He may not have wanted you to eat it all over the floor, that would have been messy but he could have put it in a bowl.

 
At 11:40 PM, Blogger Zach said...

I am not as good as you are .. I would have ignored my Mom .. where food is involved I have no ears ...

 
At 12:50 AM, Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh ivy...that is just nonsense..no ice cream....i think randy could go to jail for wasting good ice cream...maybe to the dog pound...butter is really good...i have eaten three pounds in the last couple years but now mommy remembers not to leave it within my reach

 
At 5:07 AM, Blogger Chilli the Dog said...

Hiya Ivy!

That's a close call. You're such an obedient doggie! You deserve to have more than one cookie! And tell your daddy Randy next time...if he's gonna make flying ice-cream...make sure it's vanilla!

Slurp!

Chilli

 

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