holy flying ben and jerry!
hey hey dog friends and girl-girl! you are not going to believe wut just happened... there i wuz in my living room carefully watching my randy grunting and prying at a ben and jerrys chubby hubby ice cream wif a spoon wen all of a sudden a chunk of ice cream popped out and flew thru the air and landed on the floor rite at my feet!
i moved reelly quick but not as quick as my randy said no! no! not the ice cream ivy! and i am such a good girl that i stopped rite there... just about to lick that ice cream... and my randy scooped it up and he threw it away!
now i wuz sad to not get the ice cream but i thot it wuz unfair that nobody got to eat it. if he didnt want it why didnt he let me haf it?
but anyway i got a lot of ear scratches and a good-girl ivy and i got a yummy cookie. but not quite as yummy as ice cream. *sigh* wut can a poor dog do?
who knows wut is next? flying steak? flying butter? mmmmmmm.... butter!