Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Thursday, July 13, 2006

dar and bunny rabbits and cats

i took randy for a walk-on-the-leash today and we had such an exciting time.

first we spotted a big bunny rabbit and wen i asked him just wut he thot he wuz doing on my walk he flashed his fuzzy white butt at me and ran off! i considered this very rude and told him so.

then we met a very tall husky and his peepol that i haf never met before. his name is dar and he is 15 years old! i said to dar you must be so wise can you give me some advice? and dar thot for a minnit and he said if your peepol want to blame you for their farts, just let them. you will probably get a cookie out of it later. and i thot wut strange advice but i just said thank you and we walked on.

then we saw 5 whole cats lying on a driveway! they all watched me like i wuz going to steel sumthing but they didnt even get up. lazy cats!

then we came home.

the end.


At 11:31 PM, Blogger Ender said...

I suppose in 15 years Dar has had quite a few farts blamed on him (and gotten his share of cookies!)by his people.


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