Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

cool breezes are here again!

hey hey dog friends! the cool breeze holes in my floor are blowing on me again and everything is wunderful in my house once more. i got to be in charge of the guys in blue shirts who came to take away the old breeze machine and put in the new one...

bye-bye old dead breeze machine!
wut are these holes in my house? i asked my randy and he said that it is the nose and i wuz putting my head in a nostril. silly randy - i dont think he knows wut he is talking about. at least i hope not! ewww!

these are the tools that the guys in blue shirts brot wif them. i sniffed them all over and gave them the nose lick of approval.

this is the old dried-up ghost of a skwerrel that wuz living in the old dead breeze machine. i think he wuz haunting it and thats why the breeze machine died! i always knew that skwerrels were evil!

next time i will show you picktures of my new breeze machine and the evil bathtub that looks a little prettier now.
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At 3:57 AM, Blogger Ronin_The_Pug said...

You are so funny, Ivy!

At 10:17 AM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ivy.
I am so happy that you have your breeze machine working now!
Its that a squirrel mummy?
Have a nice day

At 10:49 AM, Blogger Gus said...

good work supervising the guys in the blue shirts Ivy, and great detecting on the sqrrl ghost. I bet Joe Stains would lend you his coat next time you need to investigate.

At 2:59 PM, Blogger Charlie Kelley-Church said...

I'm surprised that squirrel ghost didn't smell up the place. He looked awfully large. At least you won't have to worry about squirrel ghosts for a long time. Your breeze machine is different than mine. The holes for mine are up on the wall near the ceiling. They call the AC's here Swamp Coolers cause they use pads that has water sprayed on them at the top and a cage (called a squirrel cage) that turns and air is sucked through the pads where the water cools the air. When the outside air is very humid, the air is not cooled very much. Our AC is up on our roof so it is hard on my dad to get it going each spring and putting it up for the winter each fall. At least you were looking in the nostril of the AC and not the other end!


At 3:12 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

That's a funny-looking squirrel, Ivy!
I'm so glad you have cool breezes again! Can you set it for "arctic"?

At 7:28 PM, Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

ewwwwwwwwwww that squirrel is sure icky!!!! Whatever will you do with it Ivy?

Love ya lots,

At 9:40 PM, Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Ivy,
I'm happy that your breeze machine is working now. YOu look very happy supervising those men....

At 10:39 AM, Blogger MaPaw said...

Congratulaitons on your new breeze machine. I do not knwo what I would do without one.

At 1:11 PM, Blogger Pippin, the Gentle Pup said...

Great news on the new breeze machine. Our breeze machine died last summer when a bee got in part of the box. But the fixers could fix it quick and we didn't need a new one.

Our Renzo has caught two squirrels in the backyard this summer. We thought you'd like to know.

See ya

At 4:06 PM, Blogger Hana said...

Ewwyyy, what kind of squirrel ghost wuz that??? Looks creepy to me! What did you do with the squirrel ghost? I guess it does not deserve a poem.

At 8:13 AM, Blogger Roxie, Sammy, Andy and Shermie said...


We are so glad you got a new breeze machine. It has been in the 90s here and that is too hot without a breeze machine! You knew squirrels were evil and you have one more piece of evidence! That was very evil of that squirrel to break your breeze machine!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

At 10:32 AM, Blogger Princess Eva and Brice said...

That is one VERY evil squirrel! It serves him right for invading your cool breeze machine. But now you have a brand new breeze machine to keep you cool for years to come. Good thing you were there to make sure the guys in the blue shirts did the job right! Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva.

At 6:33 PM, Blogger Mary-Margaret O'Brien said...

Hi, Ivy. You are SUCH an inspiration. I saw your ghost squirrel and figured maybe my mom would like something like that. So I ...well, you can see in my blog, if you want. I can tell you, it wasn't appreciated. Your parents are so nice to take pictures of your trophies. My mom just tosses them in the garbage. Hmmmph!

At 4:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I am SOOO happy your new breeze machine is back! Humm... yes, that squirrel does prove that they are EVIL since they messed with your last breeze machine and broke it!

At 11:47 AM, Blogger Writer said...

Too funny!

My husky agrees with you--see my recent post "How to Train a Husky" for Shanti's take on squirrels...


At 11:48 AM, Blogger Writer said...

sorry--that's at http://writingtrue.blogspot.com

At 6:08 PM, Blogger Murphey said...

mummy squirrel, cools!

and a new breeze machine awesome!



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