Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Monday, November 06, 2006

an uninvited visitor!

wen my peepol came home tonite i wuz all set to greet them and say how much i missed them and tell about the skwerrels i chased and hey wuts for dinner oh yeah dog food! but... lindsay came in the door and randy stayeded outside!

i said hey! ware is my randy? but lindsay didnt tell me so i had to run outside to peek. and gess wut i saw????

my randy wuz petting a cat across the street!!!


i yelled at randy and i yelled at the stupid cat but they didnt care. wen randy came back to my house the cat crossed the street to follow him rite to my door!!!

randy opened the door and i dashed out quick as keeshond litening to yell at that cat. i almost had my mouth on the evil thing wen lindsay grabbed me and spoiled all the fun!

then randy pickeded up the cat and walked it around my neighborhood to see ware it belonged. wen he came home he smelled like evil cat smell! *yuck!*

at least the cat didnt come home wif him.

16 Comments:

At 9:47 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

My Mom is wondering ... does your Randy carry his camera with him everywhere or does he use a camera phone? I don't know what she is talking about but she told me to ask you.

Keep your Randy away from evil cats. They are very sharp and they can be spys!! I think they are in coohoots with evil squirrels.

 
At 9:47 PM, Blogger hershey the doglet said...

ivy...cats are evil! make sure that he never comes near your house again! i have to LIVE with an evil cat! he watches me and will pounce on me but of course i love to pounce on him!! i grab him by the back of the neck and drag him around the floor! while he screams and cries for mercy! i need to take a video of us fighting...er...playing. oh, and mine still has claws so i got to watch out for those!

 
At 10:34 PM, Blogger IndyPindy said...

Hey, what was Randy doing with that cat??? Shame on him!

 
At 10:57 PM, Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

That's how cats do it, ingratiate themselves to you-mans then pop - they're in!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

 
At 11:32 PM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

oh ivy! there were lots of evil cats running around our neighborhood. luckily for them, a man living in the neighborhood helped to get most of them adopted or placed in rescue and he kept a couple (fixed) for he and his family. he wanted to do it before the weather got too cold for them. but there is still an evil one around who stares us down and doesn't even run from us! and it's eyes are an unnatural light blue. and it's almost as big as shiro. that cat's just lucky we have our leashes on our walks, or watch out!

 
At 1:27 AM, Blogger Zach said...

... shudder .. cats .... you need to teach your Randy to leave them alone ... nasty things .... ugh ...

 
At 7:39 AM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

CATS ARE STUPID!!!!

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

I like cats! With a little cats-up! Hee hee hee! (Please don't tell Stormy I said that!)
Love,
Amber

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger Gus said...

Ivy...lots of good advice from your pals about Evil cats. Give your humans more cuddle time so they don't get tempted by cats.

Gussie

 
At 11:30 PM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

beautiful ivy,
can we use one of your pics to make a slide show of our friends dogs that blog?

a&s

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger Ender said...

I hope that he washed his hands!

 
At 4:16 PM, Blogger hana said...

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At 4:17 PM, Blogger hana said...

Ewwww!!! I'm with Ender. Randy had better wash his hands with disinfectant else he might catch cooties or something.

But, could that cat have been a dog still dressed up in a cat costume from Halloween? It seems unlikely your Randy would betray you that way. Gosh, I hope he didn't. If he did, then he betrayed all us blogging doggies.

 
At 6:09 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

copper you are so rite! cats are sharp and all of them are spies! randy seems to haf a camera warever he goes. i dont mind cuz the camera usshually means treats for ivy!

hershey i am so sorry for you. no dog shud haf to live wif a cat.

wowie akira and shiro! you haf a reeelly skary cat! and of corse you can use any of my picktures for your slide show! wut a cool idea!

hana! so harsh on my randy! he told me he wuz sorry to haf petted the cat and after going to all the neighbors they figured out that the cat has been abandoned by the peepol who moved out of the house next to mine ware he lived inside all the time before. even if he is kinda evil i hafta feel a little sorry for the stupid cat anyway. it is so very not-nice to get lefted behind wen your peepol moove out!

 
At 12:22 AM, Blogger hana said...

Ivy, are you gonna adopt the cat? If you do, maybe you can be the boss of the cat!!

 
At 4:26 PM, Blogger hana said...

Ivy, sorry to be so harsh on your Randy for doing the cat petting. If you forgive your Randy, then I will forgive him too, 99%.

 

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