Squirrels are Evil!

One Dog -- One Mission: To uncover the Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

my toys got a BATH!

uh-oh! wile i wuzzent paying attenchin my toys all disappeared! i had to look all over my house to find them...
hey guard bears! hey skweeky skwerrels! wut are you doing in there?!?
oh no! the toys musta done sumthing to make the peepol reelly mad becuz it looks like they are getting a bath!!! the peepol musta grabbed all my toys wen i wuzzent looking!
i had to wait forever before my toys came out of that crazy bathtub and wen they finally did they were all stinky and didnt smell rite at all!
hey hey toys dont worry! i will never let you out of my site again!


At 9:09 PM, Blogger hershey the doglet said...

awww ivey! i hate it when mom washes my toys!! she even puts my cow bone in the DISHWASHER! oh mom told me that she saw your hex-apus at target! maybe it made a detour to my target while it was being washed? i mean how could your hex-apus be at target?

At 9:16 PM, Blogger Gus said...

Ivy: Muzzer said she saw your hexapus at the Target in Azrizona too! That Hexapus sure gets around.

Muzzer also says she would like JUST ONE of my toys to live long enough to get a bath. She says you are a good girl to take such good care of your toys.

I'm Jealous

At 9:34 PM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

My Human sticks all sorts of things in the cleaning machines! Why do they feel the need to replace our good smells with some stupid fake stink?!

At 11:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those silly humans like to wash everything ... look what they do in the room with the secret door!!! Do you think your hexapus will be in Alaska too? Although we don't have a Target store.

At 11:10 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Many of my stuffed toys are way up high where I can't reach them, "drying" and waiting to get sewed up. They are hurt. I hurt them.

At 11:16 PM, Blogger Dachsies Rule said...


Sometimes our toys get baths too. We are just as confused as everydog else. Just when we get them the way we want them, Mom messes them up. You really need to keep a close eye on them so it doesn't happen again!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

At 11:59 PM, Blogger hana said...

Ivy, my toys don't get a bath. You know why? Mom says there is so much of my fur on my toys that if she gives them a bath, all the fur will clog up the drain. And, she says we don't want a clogged up drain.

At 2:55 AM, Blogger Sunshade said...

Uh oh....

I like my toys dirty!! If they are clean, I make sure I take them out and leave them in my holes for a few day just so they can be dirty enough for me to play.

BTW, now I see why those squirrels are EVIL....

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

At 3:50 AM, Blogger Baily said...

hi ivy,

happy you got your toys back!
now you got to a lot of work ahead of you to get them nice and dirty again. humans (!), what are they thinking!!!!

nose licks

At 6:54 AM, Blogger IndyPindy said...

Awwwww, poor Ivy! I don't have any plush toys because I rip them up, so my toys never have to be washed.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll stink them up in no time.

At 12:01 PM, Blogger Ender said...

While humand may like the smell of Tide and Downey...WE DON'T!!!! I have only had one of my toys ever washed, and I was glad that of that because it was when I was a pup, and I peeed on it...peewhew!

At 2:49 PM, Blogger Charlie Kelley-Church said...

My mom puts Mr. Ring in the dishwasher if I bring it in the house! She used to wash my dollies but then the dollies would go pee pee on me when I bit them as they never dried out completely. Now she just gets me a new dolly.

I have a question about Pam & Ken. What is going to happen to them when halloween comes? Are they still at your house?


At 6:23 PM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

wow, what nice toys (even if they smell bad). i usedta have a booda dog that was stuffed, but i kinda ripped it apart. now i mostly have the supposedly indestructible kind of toys. we shall see.


At 6:54 PM, Blogger Cairo The Boxer said...

They took a bath!!! I hope they know how to swim.

At 8:09 PM, Blogger Raisa Husky said...

These humans might have some problem, don't you agree?! Why everything has to smell like soap?!

At 8:02 PM, Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

I think you-mans have a Tide obsession.

Bussie Kissies

At 11:19 PM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

dear ivy,
did you know i bear a striking resemblance to Al Pacino? See my latest blog entry. though it messed up my whole right side of the page on my bloggy and i'll have to fix it tomorrow. but you'll see what i mean about al pacino..


At 11:19 PM, Blogger Boo said...

hey ivy, my toys take turns going to the shower! i think that's because they afraid i might get lonely! *lol*

i think it's time for the stinko raty-o-rat for its shower now.

licky wet wet licks


At 6:36 AM, Blogger Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Guard your toys Ivy - don't let them disappear again - this is a most important mission :-)


At 6:32 PM, Blogger Maximillian the Valliant said...


I really sorry to hear about your toys. Just thinking about how long it took to get them all spitty the way you like them makes my head spin. If we lived closer I would help...especially with your hexapus.

Can I link to you?



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