sunday morning patrol
this morning me and my randy went patrolling around my neighborhood. we didnt see nearly as many exciting things as the army of four did on theyr patrol. but we did see a cat sniper hiding out in the bushes!
i stared him down and told him not to cause any trubble on my street. he said nothing but i think he got the message.
then we saw an evil skwerrel who ran across the street rite in front of me! he got up on a fence and yelled at me as if i were the evil invader!! the nerve of that skwerrel!
then we met a friendly brown and white guy who wuz taller than me. he decided to join us for part of our patrol but after a few houses he got tired and went home. wut a slacker!
i finished my patrol and reported back to lindsay that the neighborhood is once again safe. my peepol sher are lucky to haf me around to take care of them!