Squirrels are Evil!

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Monday, November 27, 2006

Skwerrels shot down my helicopter!

today while my peepol were gone the brown man with the big skary truck came on my porch and left big boxes without my permission! i told him no no no brown man! you go away now! and he left! but he left the boxes. musta been too skared to take em.

wen my peepol got home they were all excited about the boxes. i thot hey maybe there are cookies in there! but no cookies! only lactaid pills that i sumtimes like to eat and a very tiny helicopter.

randy wuz very happy about the helicopter. he said it wuz for uncle joel but that he had better try it out to make sher it worked. i said huh?

hey hey hey! this is a no fly zone in here! i totally did not give that helicopter permisshun to fly in my house!!

well the helicopter got tired and slowed down and then stopped and randy plugged it into the wall to rest and get its energy back he said. i thot it wud be fine if it rested forever.

then we all went for a ride in the car to get a pu pu platter. mmmmm! i luv those smells.

wen we got back the noizy beeper started beepin and the peepol got all crazy and runned around and i said hey hey i smell smoke!! and randy said he smelled smoke too and we went in the office and there were flames! that helicopter wuz a big pile of burning black stuff!! oh my DOGNESS!

lindsay got the red sprayer and i ran out my dog door and wen i came back in everything wuz smokey but no more flames.

this is all that wuz left of the tiny helicopter:

this can only mean one thing: the skwerrels haf surface to air missles!
i dont think uncle joel is going to get a helicopter for christmas now.

20 Comments:

At 11:35 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Oh my dogness IVY! You did such a good job barking at and scaring the helicopter that it committed suicide!!!!!!

Your people are lucky that your house did not burn down! I am glad that your got to it in time. Did it smoke up your house?

Talk about something to blog about !!!!!

 
At 11:36 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Hey ... I always knew those men in brown trucks were up to no good! I can hear them coming down the street and bark at them.

 
At 6:56 AM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

Wow! You have more excitement in 1 day that I have in an entire month!

 
At 9:22 AM, Blogger Peanut said...

Wow. I'm glad that helicopter is gone and happy your house is still okay.

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger MaPaw said...

Maybe the brown man in the truck works for the squirrels. How scary!
-Magnum

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger Ronak said...

WOW! I am so glad that your family got home in time and that everyone is safe! Sounds like a blessing in disguise that Uncle Joel won't get the helicopter... who knows what could have happened? My girl thinks you should let the helicopter company know what happened! That's definitely not safe!
I love to watch planes in the sky, but I don't think I want one in my house, so I really sympathized with your video!
hugs,
Ronak

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

ack! ivy! look what we found too: http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/ciubi/f/funny0296.jpg This shows the squirrels are honing up their skills on all fronts to take over the world. can you imagine a squirrel pied piper leading helpless humans around?!!!

 
At 1:11 PM, Blogger Raisa Husky said...

Oh, Ivy! You are very bold! I would get really scared with that flying thing flying around my living room!

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Oh Ivy! If I'd been there I woulda lifted my leg and peed on it to put the flames out for you guys. I might be short but I pee with a purpose.

Bussie Kissies
Buster

 
At 6:30 PM, Blogger Gus said...

Ivy: I heard Randy trying to shush you when you were telling him how evil the helicopter was. People just never listen to Ivy!

 
At 1:39 PM, Blogger Beasley said...

Holy Smokes Ivy. I can't belive the evil skiwrels broke into your house and set fire to you helikopter.

 
At 5:21 PM, Blogger hana said...

Wowie Zowie, Ivy!! That big helicoptor insect is no good! I hope your house is okay and didn't cause any damage to your eletrissettey. I wonder how many other houses bought that helicoptor insect and had the same issue that you did. Hmmm, your Randy hasn't been working on the eletrissettey lately, has he? (hee hee, just kidding) I still wonder how your mold garden is doing.

 
At 6:26 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

thanks everydog for thinking good thots about me! i am glad we are safe too!

thanks spehsully buster for your purposeful peeing offer. if we didnt haf a red squirty thing it wudda been a good plan.

hana my peepol are so silly. they say they are saving theyr greenies to fix the mold garden but i think they are just trying not to think about it. tee hee!

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger Chiyo said...

scary fire!!! i think the skwerrels were hiding somewhere in that helicopter and then when you went out they got off and burned the helicopter up as a decoy! they are probably hiding somewhere in your house now. hurry up and root them out!

love..
chiyo

 
At 7:44 AM, Blogger Sunshade said...

AH OHHHH...... poor uncle Joel, but oh well, you didn't like that helicopter anyway right?? You can send uncle Joel the video of the healthy helicopter!!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger Shannon said...

Hey Ivy,
You scared the helicopter so bad with your barking that it killed itself. How brave and bold you are.

Very exciting day. We're glad you shared and are very happy that you found the burning helicopter in time to save your house!

What a brave dog you are. People should start listening to you.

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

hey hey sunshady lady! maybe i can send uncle joel some rawhides instead. i bet he wud like those much better than a helicopter anyway.

shannon thanks. i am glad we found the flaming copter too. i reelly like my house.

 
At 11:03 PM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

did you see the picture ivy? it is very scary how intelligent these squirrels are. they are quite wiley, actualy, much like Wile E. Coyote!! only worse.

 
At 6:16 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

hey hey akira and shiro! thanks for sharing that very skary pickture! those spyin skwerrels will do anything to seem innocent and cute for peepol!

 
At 9:17 AM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Ivy: You tried to warn your people, didn't you! You're a hero! Way to go and we're sure glad you're SAFE!
Love,
Amber

 

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