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Friday, March 02, 2007

i dream of cream


if there is just one speshul treat
that reelly tempts my tummy,
it'd haf to be that box of cream;
its yummier than yummy!

my randy shares the cream wif me,
but just a little bit;
he puts the box down on the floor
and tellses me to sit.

i am the model dog of good,
i wait so pashiently;
but deep inside my tummy screams:
i want that cream in me!!

my ears tune out the world of sound;
i want randy to say
that magic word i long to hear
the beautiful "OK".

then after 'bout a million waits
my heart at last rejoices
it sings a happy joyful song
with lots of happy voices!

i think i will sleep good tonite
and if i haf a dream
its sure to be a happy one:
tonite i dream of cream!

22 Comments:

At 6:36 PM, Blogger Gus said...

MMMM Ivy: I love cream too. Whipped cream. Ice Cream. Plain Cream. Cream in the bottom of coffee cups. But it seems to me I don't get it often enough. Any hints?

 
At 6:36 PM, Blogger Duke said...

Ivy,
Mom was just dying she was laughing so hard! The music is just PERFECT to go with your cream video! What a good dog you are to WAIT!!! hehehe

Love ya lots,
Maggie

 
At 6:39 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

hey hey gussie! my only hint is to get a randy. he seems to be the sucker in my family!

 
At 11:04 AM, Blogger IndyPindy said...

Applause!

I love cream but I can't have it anymore 'cause I'm lactose intolerant...sigh.

 
At 1:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never had cream ... so many treats, so little cooperation from the parents .. sigh ...

 
At 5:32 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Sadly, we're in the same camp as Zach. We need a Randy!
Ivy, that was the bestest poem and bestest video EVER!
Luv,
Dave

 
At 7:56 PM, Blogger Charlie Kelley-Church said...

Wow- my parents don't even get cream. The closest I ever came was half-n-half. Boy- you sure are patient. That was a very good poem. Ranks right up there with Marvin the Scots dog poet.

Also noticed your furs are getting very long.

C-K-C

 
At 11:39 PM, Blogger Roxie, Sammy, Andy and Shermie said...

Mom is rolling around on the floor laughing so hard at this entry. She loved the music. This video needs to be nominated for a FIDO next year!!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

 
At 1:27 AM, Blogger Isabella said...

Yummmy cream! I got creamy chessy brocolli soup made with cream for supper tonight. It is one my absolute favorites. And there was enough left for me be able to have a cup of it tomorrow night for supper.
Big Wags,
Isabella

 
At 1:31 AM, Blogger Isabella said...

I love cream, too. Linda makes a delisheeo broccoli cheese soup made with real cream. We had it tonight and was so good it was orgasmic! And there was just enough left over for me to have a cup of it tomorrow night.
Big Wags,
Isabella

 
At 1:32 AM, Blogger Isabella said...

Opps- sorry for the multiple posts- I didn't think they were going thru.
Big Wags,
Isabella

 
At 7:17 AM, Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Oh gosh, that was so funny! Ivy, you are a really patient doggy. I dont' think I can stand waiting *that* long.

 
At 8:56 AM, Blogger Cash said...

You are a good dog!! Your Mom is good with editing too!
Jasper

 
At 9:32 AM, Blogger Nessa Happens said...

hey - my humans want to know what format that file is saved in - it is much clearer than mine keep coming out!

 
At 2:43 PM, Blogger Suki & Joey said...

Awesome clip! Very funny :) Thanks for visiting my blog :)
Puggy kisses xoxo
Suki

 
At 5:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woo Woo Ivy... I too LOVE Ice Cream!!! Every Friday night, I go to a place called SONIC and they bring me out my very own dish of it! Suckers!! Loved the new video clip :)
Hugs,
Sitka

 
At 5:54 PM, Blogger Hana said...

Oh Ivy, you are such a good dog for waiting so patiently. Hope you had happy dreams of cream! And, beautiful poem Ivy! When will you be publishing a book of poems by Ivy Paws?

 
At 8:29 PM, Blogger A&S said...

that's great, ivy! you are sooo patient and talented, you know!

luv,
akira & shiro

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Bruce the Bird Dog said...

Oh my dogness! That's what WAIT means!! I have been illuminated.

 
At 1:40 AM, Blogger Fu Fu said...

Ivy, that cream looks really really yummy. Glad you get to lick it all clean. :)

~ fufu

 
At 9:50 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

you are a beutifull dog :P
in the video you are great...
hug

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger Nessa Happens said...

bwa hahahahahahhahahahah!

 

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