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Friday, March 02, 2007

i dream of cream

if there is just one speshul treat
that reelly tempts my tummy,
it'd haf to be that box of cream;
its yummier than yummy!

my randy shares the cream wif me,
but just a little bit;
he puts the box down on the floor
and tellses me to sit.

i am the model dog of good,
i wait so pashiently;
but deep inside my tummy screams:
i want that cream in me!!

my ears tune out the world of sound;
i want randy to say
that magic word i long to hear
the beautiful "OK".

then after 'bout a million waits
my heart at last rejoices
it sings a happy joyful song
with lots of happy voices!

i think i will sleep good tonite
and if i haf a dream
its sure to be a happy one:
tonite i dream of cream!


At 6:36 PM, Blogger Gus said...

MMMM Ivy: I love cream too. Whipped cream. Ice Cream. Plain Cream. Cream in the bottom of coffee cups. But it seems to me I don't get it often enough. Any hints?

At 6:36 PM, Blogger Maggie said...

Mom was just dying she was laughing so hard! The music is just PERFECT to go with your cream video! What a good dog you are to WAIT!!! hehehe

Love ya lots,

At 6:39 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

hey hey gussie! my only hint is to get a randy. he seems to be the sucker in my family!

At 11:04 AM, Blogger IndyPindy said...


I love cream but I can't have it anymore 'cause I'm lactose intolerant...sigh.

At 1:24 PM, Blogger Zach said...

I've never had cream ... so many treats, so little cooperation from the parents .. sigh ...

At 5:32 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Sadly, we're in the same camp as Zach. We need a Randy!
Ivy, that was the bestest poem and bestest video EVER!

At 7:56 PM, Blogger Charlie Kelley-Church said...

Wow- my parents don't even get cream. The closest I ever came was half-n-half. Boy- you sure are patient. That was a very good poem. Ranks right up there with Marvin the Scots dog poet.

Also noticed your furs are getting very long.


At 11:39 PM, Blogger Dachsies Rule said...

Mom is rolling around on the floor laughing so hard at this entry. She loved the music. This video needs to be nominated for a FIDO next year!!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

At 1:27 AM, Blogger Isabella said...

Yummmy cream! I got creamy chessy brocolli soup made with cream for supper tonight. It is one my absolute favorites. And there was enough left for me be able to have a cup of it tomorrow night for supper.
Big Wags,

At 1:31 AM, Blogger Isabella said...

I love cream, too. Linda makes a delisheeo broccoli cheese soup made with real cream. We had it tonight and was so good it was orgasmic! And there was just enough left over for me to have a cup of it tomorrow night.
Big Wags,

At 1:32 AM, Blogger Isabella said...

Opps- sorry for the multiple posts- I didn't think they were going thru.
Big Wags,

At 7:17 AM, Blogger Luckie the Dachie said...

Oh gosh, that was so funny! Ivy, you are a really patient doggy. I dont' think I can stand waiting *that* long.

At 8:56 AM, Blogger Jasper said...

You are a good dog!! Your Mom is good with editing too!

At 9:32 AM, Blogger Nanook The Newfoundland said...

hey - my humans want to know what format that file is saved in - it is much clearer than mine keep coming out!

At 2:43 PM, Blogger Suki said...

Awesome clip! Very funny :) Thanks for visiting my blog :)
Puggy kisses xoxo

At 5:09 PM, Blogger Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Woo Woo Ivy... I too LOVE Ice Cream!!! Every Friday night, I go to a place called SONIC and they bring me out my very own dish of it! Suckers!! Loved the new video clip :)

At 5:54 PM, Blogger hana said...

Oh Ivy, you are such a good dog for waiting so patiently. Hope you had happy dreams of cream! And, beautiful poem Ivy! When will you be publishing a book of poems by Ivy Paws?

At 8:29 PM, Blogger A&S said...

that's great, ivy! you are sooo patient and talented, you know!

akira & shiro

At 9:41 PM, Blogger Bruce the Bird Dog said...

Oh my dogness! That's what WAIT means!! I have been illuminated.

At 1:40 AM, Blogger Fu Fu said...

Ivy, that cream looks really really yummy. Glad you get to lick it all clean. :)

~ fufu

At 9:50 AM, Blogger Verdi el perro said...

you are a beutifull dog :P
in the video you are great...

At 4:41 PM, Blogger Nanook The Newfoundland said...

bwa hahahahahahhahahahah!


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