the carpet eater got sick!!
last nite my randy wuz pushing the carpet eater around and it started making a bad stink! it wuz even worse than the stink that happens after i eat vegetables!
so i said to randy hey hey! you shud take the carpet eater to the vet! the vet can give it a shot! (tee hee!) but of corse my randy didnt lissen to me. nobody ever lissens to ivy.
instead he took the carpet eaters foot off and took its teeth out and brushed its teeth!! i thot that wuz pretty good torcher. i hate getting my teeth brushed! i gess that musta fixed it cuz the carpet eater didnt stink any more. too bad.... i thot maybe it wuz dead for good!
stupid carpet eater!