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Saturday, December 09, 2006

one hundred and seventy-four choklit-mint cookies



one hundred and seventy-four choklit-mint cookies!
you peepol are reelly so sweet.
one hundred and seventy-four choklit-mint cookies
are just wut i want for a treat!

you know i've been good,
i've done wut i shud,
and i've not even pee'd on your tree;
now one hundred and seventy-four choklit-mint cookies
are wut i've got coming to me!

but wuddent you know it?
my peepol were stoic;
though i gave them my best sad-dog eye;

they packed them in tins,
gave them all to theyr friends;
fare thee well, choklit cookies... goodbye.

27 Comments:

At 3:31 PM, Blogger hershey the doglet said...

oh ivy, what a pretty poem about cookies! i hope you got a teeny tiny bit! those cookies sound yummy!!

 
At 3:59 PM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

I might eat a cookie if I found one. I just might!

 
At 4:13 PM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Ivy! You are so profound! Great poem!
Luv,
Dave

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hey Ivy,

I think that poem definately deserves a cookie.......or 5 :-)

Love
Opy

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

The smells getcha goin then the food gits goin....sigh

Bussie Kissies
Buster

 
At 7:42 PM, Blogger Zach said...

Too bad we don't have the counter climbing skills of a cat, sigh. They sure do look good and I just loved your poem. Goodbye, sweet cookies!

 
At 8:22 PM, Blogger hana said...

Oooohh, is your Randy and Lindsay gonna send them to me???

 
At 8:29 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Oh ivy, what a sweet poem about cookies. I have such a crush on you. Can we have the recipe ...seriously?

 
At 10:57 PM, Blogger MaPaw said...

What a sweetly mournful poem. I hope they make more cookies just for you.
-Magnum

 
At 10:58 PM, Blogger Gus said...

sounds delicious ivy, and we don't know who (at our house anyway) could resist your doggy rhyme and face! Those eyes look so hopeful.
Gussie and Teka

 
At 11:46 PM, Blogger Ronak said...

MMMMM. COOOOOOOKIE.

Your peeps should get you some fake chocolate!

 
At 1:36 PM, Blogger Ender said...

Oh Ivy...you made my mom and dad druel, those cookies look soooo gooood! Is the cookie a mint chocolate cookie too? My mom made me cookies once, but not like that, I should tell her to make me those!

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger Boomer and his mom Carol said...

That's a great poem Ivy. I think that you should claim that tree since you didn't get the cookies - if you know what I mean.

Boomer ;)

 
At 6:32 PM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

oh ivy,
that's terrible about the cookies (though an excellent poem!) maybe your humans will make you some carob cookies!

 
At 7:02 PM, Blogger IndyPindy said...

Oh, poor Ivy! But chocolate is bad for you, it will make you sick!

But they should make some special treats for you!

 
At 11:44 PM, Blogger Dachsies Rule said...

Yes, Ivy, chocolate is bad for you. But, if you didn't get a cookie, then randy and lindsay didn't give them to ALL their friends. You are their best friend and you didn't get one.

Roxie, SAmmy & Andy

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger Sunshade said...

Yummmmm...... are your peepol terrier? How can they be so stoic with your sad eyes??

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

 
At 10:32 AM, Blogger Sunshade said...

Yummmmm...... are your peepol terrier? How can they be so stoic with your sad eyes??

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger Sunshade said...

Yummmmm...... are your peepol terrier? How can they be so stoic with your sad eyes??

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Sunshade said...

Yummmmm...... are your peepol terrier? How can they be so stoic with your sad eyes??

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

 
At 2:59 PM, Blogger Freda said...

Hey Ivy,

Guess what I was gonna barks about. You beat me to the post. And your poem is neato cooools!

Mom has been bakin' too. Well, more about that on my blog later today I hopes.

I found this article at Yahoo! News I wanted you to reads. It's of greats import to you. Beware, It involves the 'S' word. (Scientist examines city squirrels' lives)

Humans are mean at cookie times.

Wuufs!

 
At 4:06 PM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

ivy, before you eat that cookie, you might want to sit down for some important scientific break throughs we've recently discovered about squirrels : "What they've discovered is that the critters are downright crafty."
And it took them this long to figure that out? guess they haven't been to your blog! here's the link:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061211/ap_on_re_us/city_squirrels

 
At 4:07 PM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

oops! freda found it first! sorry! guess that's what happen when yahoo leads with a squirrel story...

 
At 5:48 PM, Blogger Shannon said...

Great poem about some (I'm sure) great cookies. But Indy is right. Chocolate is bad for dogs. You don't want to have to spend the holidays in a hospital away from your Randy and Lindsay, do you? But maybe they'll make you carbo cookies. Give them some more sad eyes.
Shannon

 
At 5:51 PM, Blogger Freda said...

Hi Akira and Shiro,

We just want to keep Ivy ups to date about those craftys skwerrels, don't we. I hope she can keep out in front of them. Maybe with alls those stories about themselves, those tree rats might get big heads and fall off their high perch. Arf! Arf!

Wuufs!

 
At 6:03 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

hey hey freda and akira and shiro! thanks for sharin that skwerrel story. i actually reelly luved it! espeshully the part about tying threads to the nuts they hide to see where they go. if it were me i wud yank the nut back just as they tried to hide it! tee hee! and i cud definately help them to take some skin samples!! woo hoo!

 
At 8:24 PM, Blogger Chelsea said...

Careful!
I like treats too but, today I had diarrhea and paid the consequences for my binge yesterday.


xoxoox
Chelsea

 

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