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Monday, December 11, 2006

i found the treasure!

tonite while my peepol were gone i went on a treasure hunt. and gess wut? i found a treasure!!
oh it wuz sooooo good! but then it wuz all gone and i had to wait for my peepol to come home. uh oh! i knew i wuz in for it... and shure enuff they were not happy peepol wen they came in the door. i took one look at my randy's face and i ran ran ran like keeshond lightning rite out my little door!

but randy came after me and oh that voice he used! i hate that voice! haf you ever noticed how bad your name sounds when they use that voice?

i stayeded out in my back yard for the longest time. wen i came back in i got another scolding and then all wuz forgiven. i got lots of luving on my fluffy ears and the peepol looked so worried about me that i almost felt sorry for them.

they say i am going to regret finding that treasure but i dont know -- how could sumthing that tastes so good be bad for you? Posted by Picasa


At 10:12 PM, Blogger hershey the doglet said...

oh no ivy!! chocolate is bad for dogs (but it sure tastes YUMMY) my mom's first dachsie, holly, ate an entire whitman's sampler once! she threw up a bunch and she just kinda laid there with her heart beating fast (that's what it does to you) they called the vet and said just make sure she throws up and watch her all night. in the morning all was well, but my mom and copper's mom were SCARED!!!! i hope you are feeling ok!! you are much bigger than holly, she was my size. that should help. oh, ivy i hope you are ok!!! (i can hear your dad yelling your name!! that makes my mom laugh, cause she does it too!)

At 10:43 PM, Blogger JustMeCopper said...

Ohhhh that face!!!!! What a great picture! I know Ivy, it is so hard to get scolded.

At 11:27 PM, Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

What I say is, if they still made the candy bars the size they used to - maybe we wouldn't HAVE to eat the whole thing.

Bussie Kissies

At 11:56 PM, Blogger Dachsies Rule said...

We can just hear your randy calling "Ivy" in that voice. We have learned to run for the back door when Mom uses that voice. We go outside and she slams the door shut. Fortunately, she has a very short memory because she lets us back in and isn't mad anymore. But, Ivy, you really need to stay away from chocolate. It will make you sick.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

At 3:05 AM, Blogger Ronak said...

Ivy, I got so scared when I saw this!!!! Please let us know that you are ok! It looks like you ate the darkest (and worst kind!) of chocolate for doggies! I hope that you get all of that yucky stuff out of your system and go back to romping around like normal.

Sorry that you had to hear the bad voice though. Sometimes the girl used to sound sad (when I was learning where to go potty) when she found my presents and would say "what did you dooo..." in a little voice. She wasn't yelling, but it was just as bad, and I put my head down.

Be well, Ivy!

At 3:21 AM, Blogger Zach said...

Uh oh -- I hope you don't have any problems from the chocolate - but what did they expect after keeping five cazillion cookies away from you????

At 6:29 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

well this morning i woked up and still felt just fine and happy! my randy and lindsay were happy too and they gave me lots of luvvin so i gess i must be ok! thank you everydog for worryin about me. it makes me feel good to haf so many friends who care!

At 7:01 AM, Blogger Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Yikes - that was a close call Ivy - glad that you are okay.

I get "Oprah" when I am naughty - fortunately I am very seldom naughty :-)


At 9:02 AM, Blogger Beasley said...

Oh my Dogness Ivy. That was a close call. You could have been really sickly. Mommy said some times Choklit makes doggies throwed up and have custard bum. She also said it can make them go to the rainbow bridge...which is really bad. I am happy you feels alright

At 10:14 AM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

uh-oh ivy,
was it better than the chocolate-mint cookies anyways??

At 10:14 AM, Blogger Gus said...

Ivy: We are happy you are feeling better. Muzzer says chocolate is a doggy nono, so I have not had any, but it smells sooooo good. Christmas is a hard time for chocolate smells. It seems to be all over the place.

Next time, eat a shoe.


At 12:22 PM, Blogger Freda said...

Hey Ivy,

Dad wants to know if you'll share.

And this is for yous.
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At 5:46 PM, Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

So. There's nothing left?

At 11:55 PM, Blogger hana said...

Ivy, did you eat Hershey the Doglet??

If it was a Hershey bar (non-doglet), then I'm surprised you didn't have chokolit pukies.

Glad to hear you are ok.

By the way, ever since you posted about the chokolit mint cookies, my mom has been craving them!! Did your Lindsay and Randy make the cookies out of chokolit mint chips, or peppermint pieces, or peppermint extract?

At 7:46 AM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Great score, Ivy! Woo! The bipeds were probably just upset 'cuz you didn't share with them.
I get called "David" when they use that voice. Woo.
PS: Stormy said our great-sister Lucky once stole & ate 4 2-3" Godiva chocolate hearts filled with chocolate cream filling. She was fine afterwards, but mom was one unhappy camper!

At 9:46 AM, Blogger Akira and Shiro said...

the skerrels are even closing in on the holidays, Ivy!!


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At 2:50 PM, Blogger Spirit said...

Mmmm yummm! Looks like it was a tasty treasure. When my mom was busy the other day, Ruby and I ate: a sponge out of the sink, a roll of toilet paper, a roll of paprt towels and a newspaper.

At 4:23 PM, Blogger Lola said...

Hope you didn't get too sick from all that chocolate.

At 9:50 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

freda - those black skwerrels must be ninjas and the white ones are ghosts! how skary! and i wudda shared the chocklit but there wuz none left.

turbo - there wuz none left.

akira and shiro - thanks so much for that ecard! those dancing skwerrels made me giggle!

Ao4 - way to go on the godiva!

hana - my lindsay made chocklit cookies and wen they came out of the oven she melted andes mints on top of them and swirled them around. mmmmm... they smelled so good!

spirit - i am totally down wif eating toilet paper (mmmmm!) but i haf never tried a sponge. wuz it any good?


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