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Friday, September 21, 2007

the evil duck on a stick

the mysterious stuff wrapped in blankies wuz not the only thing that comed out of the giant box... this duck on a stick comed out of the box too!

i do not like that duck-on-stick.
i do not like him, not one bit!
he's skar-i-er than a ghost-mouse:
he chased me out of my own house!

i finally skared that duck away and me and my randy went to the movie store to get movies for the magic box. my peepol ate sum yummy stuff wif sour cream and i got to lick the spoon. mmmm. then we all stayed up way past dog bed time watching the magic box. all that hard work protecting my peepol must haf made me reelly tired cuz i didnt last thru the end of the movies.
nitey-nite dog friends!


At 11:27 PM, Blogger Gus said...

That duck-on-stick is very bad
I think he makes miss Ivy mad
To chase her out of her dog door
He should be beaten, more and more

That duck-on-stick is not much fun
He made poor Ivy run and run
He made her leave and go outside
He needs to take a long, long ride

We hope BP does not like duckie
And loves Miss Ivy, oh, how luckie
And likes her kissies and her fur
And always takes good care of her


At 5:02 AM, Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

wow IVY...i hope you kicked that ducks butt..he looks very scarey...you better get rid of him before BP_ gets there...

At 6:45 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

gussie you are a pawsome poet! i reelly luved your duck story... espeshully the ending!

At 9:06 AM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Woo, Ivy! I've never seen a duck-on-a-stick. You must live in a very exotic land! They just fly around here!
I don't like staying up past my bedtime. I wooooo at my people to tell them "It's bedtime!"

At 4:44 PM, Blogger IndyPindy said...

Oooh, I would have loved to tear that duck up!

At 4:53 PM, Blogger Bruce the Bird Dog said...

Oh geez!! His feet make flappy noises! Run away! Run away!

At 9:32 PM, Blogger Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Oh Ivy... Shame on that duck-on-stick for chasing you out of your house. Perhaps you should sneek one night and duck-nap it so the humans can't find it anymore?


At 10:32 PM, Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Ivy
Sure that duck is scary. He made you ran away!
I hope you take care of him!
Have a good night

At 12:20 AM, Blogger Asta said...

Hello Ivy
It's weally nice to meet you ..you awe a vewy talented poet,up till now I only knew one..Gussie,and now I know two!
Pleez come to my pawty if y ou have the time..it's on monday at the twiple B wanch..Ruby is taking wesewvations on hew plane
smoochie kisses
pee ess.I love that pictoowe of you yawning..you'we awfully cute!

At 12:21 PM, Blogger Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Hi there Ivy! hey, that duck on a stick really freaks me out! What a wierd duck?

love and licks, Marvin xxxxxxx

At 12:50 PM, Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Hi Ivy...
My name is Ruby...nice to meet you. I just read about you over at the AO4. You sound like a really fun girl!!! I know we have a lot of the same friends in common too!!!

Congrats on the Salute, oh and I would have been scared by that stick duck too!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

At 4:48 PM, Blogger Kapp pack said...

Great trial attack on the duck-on-a-stick. Why do humans think it's funny to chase us with stupid things???

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

At 8:01 PM, Blogger Barlow Putz said...

i,m thinkin ivys that you came back to challenge that duck on a stick even though youwse very life was hanging by adog's tooth...your lindsay and bp were safe so hold your head high

At 2:38 PM, Blogger Koobuss said...

Hi Ivy,

My name is Koobuss. I just found your blog.

Gus's poem says it all about that duck. It's terrible what he did to you.

Koobuss Kisses,

At 6:01 PM, Blogger Ivy said...

thank you barlow! i gess i am pretty brave after all huh?

luv ivy

At 6:19 PM, Blogger Maddox said...

Hi Ivy, I'm Maddox. Can I be your friend?

(and Shelby Woo, too, but this is MY blog)


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