BP presents and monster legs!
yesterday my peepol were gone for a long time. wen they came back they brot all kinds of new stuff into my house! i checked it all out and it smelled ok so i asked wut it wuz. more BP stuff! said my lindsay. there were toys and tiny clothes that had dogs on them and all kinds of stuff. i will haf to show you more of it later if i can sneak it away from the peepol.
then my peepol cooked up some yummy-smelling but skary-looking sticks. wut is that? i asked. monster legs! said my randy.
yikes! monster legs?! my peepol eat reelly strange stuff.
i dont like monsters and i sure wudent make them mad by eating theyr legs.
sumwhere out there i bet there is a legless monster hopping around looking for my peepol and boy is he mad!