well well dog friends the mystery has been solved and the culprits caught red-pawed!
yes my lindsay came home last nite and it wuz rite in the middle of my sleep. i thot i wuz dreaming that my dog car pulled into the driveway but then i heard the key in the door and i waked up and barked and abby made her funny noize that sounds like yippie-i-ooooo that she calls a bark and then my lindsay came in the door!
well it wuz very exciting but it wuz all very sleepy too so we all went back to dream land and i chased reelly fat slow skwerrels until the radio said it wuz dogfood-for-brekfest time (i luv that radio).
so i asked my lindsay ware she wuz hiding (after i finished my brekfest of course) and she said she wuz in washington. i like washington cuz they haf a good ocean there. i asked my lindsay why she wuz hiding there so long and she just said some nonsense about taking a shower or sumthin. silly lindsay! i know the shower is in the evil bathroom.
so i got sneaky and looked at the picktures on my spy camera (she took it wifout asking me) and look wut i found!
cousin bruce looking smug wif lindsays shoe (evidence!)
cousin jackie looking guilty
and cousin bella looking sneaky!!
so it wuz my dog cousins who took my lindsay and hid her away for so long!
next time i go to washington i am going to haf to bring those three in for questioning!